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India-Pakistan
Jammu housewife kills jihadi with axe
2009-09-29
JAMMU: As the country bid farewell to goddess Durga, the demon-slayer, on Dashami and witnessed the evil king Ravana being vanquished on Dussehra, a humble Muslim woman in a remote Jammu village slew a dreaded Lashkar terrorist single-handedly.
The sound you hear is hundreds of jihadi panties wadding up.
Exhibiting astonishing, raw courage, Rashida Begum took on the two terrorists who had barged into her home late Sunday night in Thana Mandi village in Rajouri district. The woman, in her early forties, grabbed an axe and swung it wildly, killing one of the armed terrorists and injuring the other. Seeing his partner meet a bloody end, the other terrorist fled in sheer dread.
Having found the pickings not quite so easy as he'd assumed.
A Rajouri-based police officer said the two terrorists of Lashkar-e-Taiba, the Pakistan-based group that carried out the 26/11 Mumbai attacks, had entered Noor Ahmad's home around 9pm with the intention of holding the family hostage.
I'll bet they didn't knock politely or wipe their feet or anything. I'd be annoyed too.
Police said the two also wanted information on some local targets that Noor and his family members refused to provide.
We told you, bug off!
Angered by the resistance, the two began beating them up, threatening to eliminate the family, when Noor's wife, Rashida, took them by surprise, pouncing on one of them from behind.
That's it. You are SO on time out, young man!
She brought down an axe in powerful blows, killing the terrorist on the spot.
What part of 'no' do you not understand?
She then charged at his partner who, nonplussed, was trying to gather his wits.
Such as they were ....
Rashida and the rest of the family members soon overpowered him and snatched his weapon. However, the terrorist escaped under the cover of darkness, but not before receiving sharp cuts in the face-off with the furious housewife.
And STAY out!
Rajouri's additional superintendent of police Shabir Ahmed said investigations were on establish to identity of the duo but the slain terrorist was believed to be Osama, a Pakistan-based LeT commander, wanted in many cases of extortion and terror related activities. ``We are awaiting more details from the spot where a police team is carrying out further investigation,'' Ahmed said. Security forces are combing the area for the escaped terrorist.
And I'll bet they are doing so with utmost courtesy, remembering to wipe their feet on the doormat and say 'please' and 'madam' to all the good housewives in the village.
lotp, I am soooo going to be on my best behaviour when I come to call. After reading this a second time, I'm still shaking.
tw, I confess my house is sadly lacking in axes. May I offer you a cup of hot tea and some lemon-cinnamon cookies when you come, instead?
Posted by:john frum

#7  You've led a much more exciting life than I can imagine, Old Patriot.
Posted by: trailing wife   2009-09-29 21:36  

#6  Gee, I only use the handle, not the whole axe! Doesn't do as much damage to DW's collectibles. There IS an axe in the tool shed, though. A white ash axehandle can do a job on a fella's nose, it can. Also up side the head or across the knees, as well as unmentionable places. I used to aim at the Adam's apple, but that was too hard to hit in a running fight.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2009-09-29 20:14  

#5  These terrorists were not married. Any married man would know not to rile up a housewife in her early 40s like this. If those wanna-be terrorists want to see a tough guy, they should come a see the husband of this housewife. He's probably lived with her for 25 years and calls her "sweetie". He'd better!

Posted by: whatadeal   2009-09-29 16:06  

#4  I am reminded of when my sainted mother would tell some punk, "Keep a civil tongue in your head." I thought it was a kind of firm, motherly advice.
I didn't get that the kid had a choice regarding his tongue and his head. I guess some mothers mean what they say.
Posted by: Richard Aubrey   2009-09-29 15:12  

#3  I confess my house is sadly lacking in axes.

This is disinformation. We know that house is stocked with firearms of a wide variety of calibers, a veritable arsenal. Intruders enter at their own (mortal) risk.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2009-09-29 11:26  

#2  that the jihadis are even managing to piss of Kashmiri muslims does not bode well for them, I think.
Posted by: liberalhawk   2009-09-29 10:51  

#1  Wow! Took out a commander! No wonder their panties are in a bunch.
Posted by: gorb   2009-09-29 03:53  

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