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Today's Idiot
2009-10-09
Golfer loses Nobel Peace Prize and Arm

BEAUFORT, S.C. -- A 77-year-old man has lost his lower arm after he was bitten by an alligator on a coastal South Carolina golf course.

Multiple media outlets reported that the Fripp Island man was playing the Ocean Creek Golf Course about 3 p.m. Thursday when he was attacked. His name was not released.

Kate Hines with the Fripp Island Property Owners Association says the man was picking up his ball when a 10-foot alligator pulled him into a nearby pond. The man's golf partners were able to free him. Workers from Tracks Wildlife Control in Beaufort killed the alligator and removed the man's arm.

He was taken to the Medical University of South Carolina in Charleston in hopes of reattaching his arm. His condition was unclear early Friday.
"Doc, doc, will I be able to hit a one-iron after you re-attach my arm?"
"Er, yeah, I suppose so."
"Great! I never could before!"
Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC

#3  tip,
And if you cull them while they're young they are pretty good eating.
Posted by: Glenmore   2009-10-09 11:34  

#2  Agree BigEd.

Second candidate(s) are the animal lovers that won't allow the gators to be culled for the safety of the public. They are NOT endangered!
Posted by: tipover   2009-10-09 11:22  

#1  Wrong Person awarded...



This is the person who need this award:
Thorbjorn Jagland



Head of the Nobel Peace Prize committee
Posted by: BigEd   2009-10-09 11:02  

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