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| Hurt Levi Johnston wants revenge on Sarah Palin: 'Now it's my turn' | ||
| 2009-10-29 | ||
| Watch out, Sarah Palin - it's Levi Johnston's turn. They're discussing Levi the Dorque, Master of Self-Parody... The father of the failed vice-presidential hopeful's grandson acknowledges he's out for revenge and has dirt to spill about Alaska's former first family. "If she's gonna say things about me, I'm gonna leak things about her," he boasted during an interview airing Wednesday on the "CBS Early Show." "That's just how it is.' "I need my revenge! She din't want me to shack up wid her daughter! And for no reason!"
"Yeah! 'Cuz I be tough! And kewl!" Johnston's no-nonsense interview comes the same day it was revealed that Palin received a $1.25 million book deal for her autobiography, "Going Rogue." The 19-year-old father of Bristol Palin's infant son Tripp started airing the dirty laundry in the October issue of Vanity Fair. He claimed Palin described her job as "too hard" - and offered to adopt the young couple's child to hide the embarrassing teen pregnancy. Adopt the baby? Oh, noze! She's prob'ly right, though. I can see where it'd be difficult to be the governor of a large state and have to deal with a dipshit like Levi even occasionally, much less on a day-to-day basis... And Johnston will be revealing more than dirty secrets for Playgirl magazine, where he plans to do a full-frontal photo spread. He told US magazine, "I just get naked. That's what I do." Apparently his only talent, if any...
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| Posted by:Fred |
| #20 This kid is so dumb. But remember, there are many out there who read that Vanity Fair article and thought it was all true, not the ranting of a jilted, idiot barely-twenty something. They want to believe it. My wife is a high school coach. She read it and laughed saying it sounded just like something her girls would say (same tone, etc.). |
| Posted by: remoteman 2009-10-29 21:53 |
| #19 It is quite possible the poor lad really thinks Playgirl really is a Playboy magazine for the girls. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2009-10-29 21:27 |
| #18 Being favored son-in-law of Alaska's first family was not good enough. Now he wants to step up to gay P**n. I trust a portion of his "appearance" fees are designated for child support. |
| Posted by: Skunky Glins**** 2009-10-29 18:49 |
| #17 I suspect a Hugh Grant moment in this guy's future, only unlike Hugh Grant, whose hooker was female, I suspect Levy's won't be. Of course, he'll claim he thought it was female. That's assuming he's not found in a year or so as bear scat. |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2009-10-29 18:24 |
| #16 Brer, he may be "gay for pay". (Heaven knows, he ain't gonna make it on his brainpower....) |
| Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2009-10-29 13:13 |
| #15 The Palins should have homeschooled. |
| Posted by: Iblis 2009-10-29 13:12 |
| #14 I wonder how many bars in Alaska will have his centerfold on the dart board? |
| Posted by: Richard of Oregon 2009-10-29 12:37 |
| #13 Slander charges. Bristol should sue him to get every dime he makes on this. Attach all the money. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2009-10-29 11:53 |
| #12 "I'll show you! I'll flash my bare butt to a bunch of gay guys. You'll be sorry then!" |
| Posted by: Mike 2009-10-29 11:44 |
| #11 I though t Playgirl was a Gay mag. Is Levy gay? |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2009-10-29 11:29 |
| #10 #9 and pretty classy for CBS' Early Show, hmmm? Posted by: Frank G 2009-10-29 10:21 Since when have ANY of the broadcast networks (ABC, NBC, CBS) shown ANY class? |
| Posted by: WolfDog 2009-10-29 11:08 |
| #9 and pretty classy for CBS' Early Show, hmmm? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2009-10-29 10:21 |
| #8 Dan Riehl's take on this: Andy Sullivan Dons Levi's Jockstrap As Mask For Halloween I shall now go scrub my brain so as to remove that image ... |
| Posted by: Steve White 2009-10-29 09:44 |
| #7 I feel sorry for this guy, his timing is off. He could have been on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and gotten a lot of attention. Perhaps he can date Kate Goslin or the Octomom and have his own show. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2009-10-29 09:30 |
| #6 .. acknowledges he's out for revenge and has dirt to spill.. Yep, thirty pieces of silver. How did that work out for the other guy, Levi? |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2009-10-29 08:31 |
| #5 Angie, it's online now. I guess that helps their "audience" suffer less humiliation than they otherwise would by going to the counter. I just can't wait to hear the "critiques" of his photo layout once it hits the innernut. He better look like a stunning Greek god, or he will get cut to ribbons in no time flat. |
| Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2009-10-29 02:18 |
| #4 And Johnston will be revealing more than dirty secrets for Playgirl magazine... I thought Playgirl folded. Wikipedia sez the last issue was Jan/Feb 2009. Website is still up (ahem) though. I wonder if ol' Levi realizes that a large percentage of Playgirl's readers are not female ladies of the girl persuasion. |
| Posted by: Angie Schultz 2009-10-29 01:07 |
| #3 I wonder if he has been back to the "homeplace" lately? I suspect he is not held in high esteem there. |
| Posted by: tipover 2009-10-29 01:04 |
| #2 and offered to adopt the young couple's child to hide the embarrassing teen pregnancy. Umm... Report Person... Whoever you are. You may want to pick up a biology book. A baby has to be born in order for it to be adopted. That means the pregnancy still happens. In other words, if a baby is adopted, it's too late to hide that pesky pregnancy part. |
| Posted by: Mike N. 2009-10-29 00:48 |
| #1 ...Or how many friends the Palins have there. Fire up the microwave... I have some Orville Reddenbacker ready.... |
| Posted by: BigEd 2009-10-29 00:12 |