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Life imitates A Christmas Story
2009-12-09
It's become an annual winter tale: A young boy gets his tongue stuck to a metal pole, perhaps as the result of a dare.
It would have to be a triple-dog dare.
This year, the scene straight out of the movie A Christmas Story unfolded Tuesday morning in Boise with a boy of about 10. Boise firefighters used a glass of warm water to free the unidentified boy from the metal fence pole.

Fire Capt. Bill Tinsley says the boy's tongue was bleeding a little, but he was OK and allowed to continue walking to school. Firefighters estimate the boy was 10 years old. Rescue workers responded after a woman driving by saw the boy and called 911.

Last year, the unlucky boy was a 10-year-old from Hammond, Ind., especially apt, since the 1983 movie is set in a fictional city based on Hammond.
So when mom says you can't have an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle With A Compass In The Stock because you'll shoot your eye out, believe her!
Posted by:Mike

#4  Orbusmax ( local Seatle website) claims this one as well as another a 13 yr old from Spokane.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2009-12-09 23:40  

#3  I had an unfortunate incident with a frigid woman....
Posted by: Frank G   2009-12-09 20:26  

#2  I call shennigans - in late 1960's - early '70's Guam, telephone poles were made of wood + soaked in tar. DIDN'T TASTE GOOD AT ALL, D *** NG IT!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2009-12-09 19:02  

#1  When I was a kid we used to do this all the time, although it is hard for me to talk about it.....
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2009-12-09 16:36  

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