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| Mystery Solved: Elin Used A Nine Iron |
| 2009-12-31 |
| Posted by:Grunter |
| #15 Not nearly as fun (i.e. juicy) but according to this Tiger's only visible injury was a fat lip. Maybe she went easy on him ;-) |
| Posted by: lotp 2009-12-31 15:05 |
| #14 Elin is a "19." A "10" with a 9 iron. |
| Posted by: Sgt. D.T. 2009-12-31 14:49 |
| #13 Watch out for those valkyries (cue music: dum-da-da-DAAA-da...) Anna Anka, wife of entertainer Paul Anka, has been arrested on charges of domestic battery after hitting her husband in the head with a piece of ice. After returning from the hospital where he received two staples for the head wound, Anka found Anna missing and contacted authorities. When Anna returned home, police arrested her for domestic battery, however, the Ventura County D.A.s office declined to prosecute the case. |
| Posted by: lex 2009-12-31 11:47 |
| #12 Something about Swedish women |
| Posted by: badanov 2009-12-31 11:16 |
| #11 Maybe she should be, but this article is just third hand rumor. A friend of a friend who knows somebody who ... type of thing. That said if Mr. Lotp were whoring around and went so far as to text a mistress from the family sofa on Thanksgiving, I would't use violence, except perhaps in slamming the door on my way out. |
| Posted by: lotp 2009-12-31 10:51 |
| #10 Why isn't she in jail? |
| Posted by: Parabellum 2009-12-31 10:13 |
| #9 If he didn't like scandis he shouldn't have married one. He did. Given that situation, I think most of us would have tried to "make do" instead of thinking, "gee, y'know, that cocktail waitress/ihop waitress/'hostess' is looking pretty good..." |
| Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2009-12-31 09:21 |
| #8 Y'know, I think most of us would have tried to find a way to be _happy_ with a blonde swedish model-type for a wife and 700 million in the bank. Or at least I would have. Since my wife is, to me, far more beautiful than any swedish model-type let's split it. You can have the blonde and I will take the 700 millions. |
| Posted by: JFM 2009-12-31 08:55 |
| #7 Y'know, I think most of us would have tried to find a way to be _happy_ with a blonde swedish model-type for a wife and 700 million in the bank. Or at least I would have. |
| Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2009-12-31 08:47 |
| #6 Did she take advice from a professional caddy about the best club to use? |
| Posted by: JFM 2009-12-31 07:11 |
| #5 This is just par for the course. |
| Posted by: Mike 2009-12-31 06:05 |
| #4 I'll pass on the whores, nine iron, and clubbing Elin. A stack of Swedes lightly dusted with powdered sugar and lingenberries would be delightful. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2009-12-31 01:52 |
| #3 Tiger and a baby seal: Both clubbed by scandinavians... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2009-12-31 01:00 |
| #2 Ha! Story was just like I called it. Right up to the point where Erin didn't get arrested for assault, whereas Tiger would have (and promptly been defended by Jessie and Al for daring to strike a white woman). |
| Posted by: gromky 2009-12-31 00:32 |
| #1 I take it she is a lefty. |
| Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2009-12-31 00:10 |