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PETA Proposes Robotic Groundhog For Groundhog Day Festival
2010-01-28
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. - An animal rights group wants organizers of Pennsylvania's Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals says it's unfair to keep the animal in captivity and subject him to the huge crowds and bright lights that accompany tens of thousands of revelers each Feb. 2 in Punxsutawney, a tiny borough about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. PETA is suggesting the use of an animatronic model.

But William Deeley, president of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club, says the animal is "being treated better than the average child in Pennsylvania." The groundhog is kept in a climate-controlled environment and is inspected annually by the state Department of Agriculture.

Deeley says PETA isn't interested in Phil from Feb. 2 on, and is looking for publicity.
Posted by: Anonymoose

#8  Oh, stuff a sock in it, you idiots.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2010-01-28 18:35  

#7  First a Robot Dog, now a Robot Ground Hog?????

WOOF!
Posted by: BigEd   2010-01-28 15:55  

#6  SteveS wins the thread!
Posted by: Mike   2010-01-28 15:05  

#5  All PETA has to do is look at their own shadow to see if there's 52 more weeks of Bullshit coming out of their Errr, well, either end really.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2010-01-28 12:38  

#4  Watching an out of control robot groundhog go on a berserk rampage would be pretty cool.
Posted by: SteveS   2010-01-28 11:02  

#3  It's time to add a ceremonial "beating of the animal activists" to the Punxsutawney festivities. Actually, I've never been to the festival despite having lived within two hours of the place my whole life. Maybe I ought to go this year, and punch a PETA hippie if I see one.
Posted by: Mitch H.   2010-01-28 10:38  

#2  I, for one, welcome our new robotic groundhog overlord.
Posted by: Mike   2010-01-28 10:19  

#1  Maybe Dr. Phil can go substitute?
Posted by: Glenmore   2010-01-28 09:54  

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