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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Hardened Criminal Gets 92 Months For Pants Cheese
2010-03-03
A Yolo County judge on Monday sentenced a man who walked out of a store with a package of cheese in his trousers to seven years and eight months in prison.

Prosecutors had originally sought a life sentence for Robert Ferguson under the state's "three strikes" law. They dropped that bid last month, saying a psychological report had convinced them that a life sentence wasn't warranted.

At Monday's hearing, Deputy District Attorney Clinton Parish urged Judge Thomas Warriner to consider at least one of Ferguson's prior strikes -- one for burglary and another for assault with a deadly weapon -- and to sentence him to a lengthy term.

Parish said Ferguson was a career criminal who wouldn't change. He had 13 prior convictions and had spent 22 of the past 27 years behind bars, yet still would not obey the law, the prosecutor said.
Sounds like he just wanted his three hots and a cot ...
In 1994, Ferguson had escaped a three-strikes sentence, "Yet here we are again," Parish said.

Defense lawyer Monica Brushia told the judge that Ferguson's six prior burglary convictions occurred 30 years ago. His misdemeanor assault conviction was for throwing a soda can at one of his siblings when he was a teen, she said.

No weapons or injuries were associated with his crimes, Brushia told the judge.

She argued a psychologist's report had concluded Ferguson was bipolar and had trouble controlling impulses to steal during manic phases. His latest crimes were so petty that they hardly merited a prison sentence, she argued. "We're talking about a pack of cheese," she said.

On Jan. 6, jurors convicted Ferguson of two counts of petty theft for snatching a woman's wallet from the counter of a 7-Eleven store and for stuffing a bag of Tillamook shredded cheese worth $3.99 into his pants at Woodland's Nugget Market.

The Yolo County District Attorney's Office charged the thefts as felonies.

When it came time to sentence Ferguson on Monday, Judge Warriner chose a middle ground. He accepted a probation department recommendation to disregard the prior strikes and to sentence Ferguson to the upper term for petty theft with priors.

The judge gave Ferguson 825 days of credit for his time in jail awaiting trial and said Ferguson would be required to serve half his sentence in prison. He will be eligible for parole in less than three years.
Gee, it's hard to know what to be most appalled about.
Posted by: Anonymoose

#3  OTOH, compare FERGUSON wid TOPIX > EX-GITMO DETAINEE NOW TALIBAN COMMANDER.

Uh, uh, CLEARLY THE PRIORITY IS DA CHEESE FRAUD???

Gut nuthin.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2010-03-03 22:30  

#2  ItÂ’s hard to figure out what to be most appalled and disgusted about. There are too many choices.

1) Clearly mentally ill offender.
2) Pants cheese?
3) 92 months for stealing pants cheese?
4) Assault with intent to soda.
5) Can get out in 3 years and change.
6) Has already served 825 days (2 years, 3 months, 5 days) *awaiting* trial.
7) Freaking California.
8) Insanely long list of prior offenses.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2010-03-03 09:08  

#1  Over two years in jail awaiting trial for a petty crime? This meets the 6th Amendment requirement for a speedy trial???
Posted by: Glenmore   2010-03-03 08:05  

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