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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Troopers raid popular bars for unlicensed beers
2010-03-09
IT WAS ELIOT NESS and the Untouchables, as played by the Keystone Kops.

More than a dozen armed State Police officers conducted simultaneous raids last week on three popular Philadelphia bars known for their wide beer selections. The cops confiscated hundreds of bottles of expensive ales and lagers, now in State Police custody at an undisclosed location.

The alleged offense: Although the bar owners had bought the beer legally from licensed Pennsylvania distributors and had paid all the necessary taxes, the police claimed that nobody had registered the precise names of the beers with the state Liquor Control Board - a process that requires the brewers or their importers to pay a $75 registration fee for each product they want to sell in Pennsylvania.

Based on a complaint from a competitor someone the State Police refuse to identify, three teams of officers converged last Thursday on the three bars, run by Leigh Maida and her husband, Brendan Hartranft. Checking their inventories against the state's official list of more than 2,800 brands, the cops seized four kegs and 317 bottles, totaling 60.9 gallons of beer, according to police calculations.
Wonder who they pissed off?
In fact, according to Maida, more than half the beer removed by the State Police was properly registered - but the cops couldn't find it on their lists because of "clerical errors" or "blatant ineptitude" between the police and the Liquor Control Board, with whom the officers were conferring by telephone.
And the coppers are returning the brewskis when?
She estimated the total value of the confiscated stock at $7,200, representing about 20 brands, some of which go by multiple names.
Make sure to stop in this weekend to sample their newest brew called Screw The Pennsylvania State Liquor Control Board...
Posted by:Fred

#11  Bravo!
Posted by: gorb   2010-03-09 21:14  

#10  "Big B, little b
What begins with B?
Barber,
baby,
bubble,
and a bumblebee."*

*Dr. Seuss's ABC
Posted by: trailing wife   2010-03-09 19:30  

#9  Beautiful.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2010-03-09 18:34  

#8  Big bad bears bulldoze bachus bounty by brandishing big beauracracy backlash, batons.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2010-03-09 17:27  

#7  "We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!" - Governor William J. Le Petomane
Posted by: Procopius2k   2010-03-09 12:21  

#6  Based on a complaint from a competitor someone the State Police refuse to identify

Find the dirty RAT that squealed to bulls and rub em' out......I say
Posted by: armyguy   2010-03-09 12:18  

#5  Gee, it wouldn't have been one of their competitors who set the laws on 'em, would it?
Posted by: mojo   2010-03-09 12:14  

#4  Better said, Darth.
Posted by: Lowspark   2010-03-09 11:52  

#3  So let me see if I got this right: Officials paid over a dozen officers salaries for two or three hours of their time and who knows how much administration fees to nab 60 gallons of beer.
Posted by: gorb   2010-03-09 09:48  

#2  They can oppress better than a king. Most kings feel at least some need to keep subjects happy and prosperous so taxes keep flowing.

Bureaucrats have no such whims and only have their own little slice of power that they are concerned with.
Posted by: DarthVader   2010-03-09 09:14  

#1  Millions of faceless bureaucrats can oppress as well as any king.
Posted by: Lowspark   2010-03-09 06:40  

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