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| -Lurid Crime Tales- |
| Man tries to assault female police officer |
| 2010-03-17 |
| Posted by: Anonymoose |
| #13 LOL - that's bad USN. Love it. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2010-03-17 23:05 |
| #12 It appears that the crime is categorized, not as a felony, but because she was able to side step, a missed-de-weiner. |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2010-03-17 21:37 |
| #11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2010-03-17 19:58 |
| #10 Does your hair hang low?, does it wobble to and fro?, Can you tie it in a knot?, can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder, like a Continental soldier Does your hair...hang...low? |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2010-03-17 19:02 |
| #9 "so I disarmed the suspect" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2010-03-17 19:02 |
| #8 Assault with a dead weapon? |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2010-03-17 18:53 |
| #7 most cops i have had contact are dicks anyway so what's the problem? |
| Posted by: chris 2010-03-17 16:48 |
| #6 I'm surprised he wasn't charged with assault with a limp weapon. |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2010-03-17 15:33 |
| #5 I guess for this guy we know.... (Sometimes even spellchecker doesn't even help) |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2010-03-17 15:02 |
| #4 I guess for this guy was know the answer to the age old question: "Can you drive in a 9-inch nail with your di*k?" (Old Joke reference....) |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2010-03-17 14:54 |
| #3 Watch out for drunk engineers! |
| Posted by: gorb 2010-03-17 14:13 |
| #2 ...with his penis, trying to bash her over her head with it. A bit hard to picture... "On yer neez, copper byatch!" (drunk Lithuanian accent) Or her nick is "Petitte". So is his. I dunno, too lurid for me. |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2010-03-17 13:28 |
| #1 Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way. Dodging a penis is probably not on the job description. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2010-03-17 13:22 |