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Broody Victoria Beckham demands sex with David five times daily to fall pregnant
2010-04-09
A BROODY Victoria Beckham is leaving her injured husband "exhausted" by demanding sex five times a day, The Sun newspaper in the UK reports. .

Posh, who longs for a daughter, has set up a baby chart showing the best times to conceive.
Mrs. Beckham needs to do a bit more research. Men have the most sperm per ejaculation when they copulate once every two days. She's put the poor man into the position of shooting blanks, not to mention he must be rubbed raw by now.
The 35-year-old former Posh Spice and Queen WAG kicked off the plan during the family's Easter break in the Caribbean that left injured English soccer idol Becks flat on his back. Golden Balls, 34, has told friends he is struggling to keep up with his rampant missus as he limps around with strapping on his Achilles tendon.

He is now recovering in Los Angeles while Victoria is on a business trip in London. And he is bracing himself for their reunion on Monday when the relentless regime starts again.

The couple have three sons - Brooklyn, aged 11; Romeo, 7; and Cruz 5.

"David's knackered and was relieved to get a break," a source told The Sun. "He's not complaining. But with all the strapping on his foot just getting about is hard enough, let alone bedroom gymnastics five times a day.

"Vic is desperate to get pregnant and has a timetable for sex."

"From what David's said it basically means he must produce the goods whenever it's possible and be on continuous standby."
Posted by:tipper

#16  I try for subtle, but rarely achieve it
Posted by: Frank G   2010-04-09 23:58  

#15  If nothing else, he should be able to get a product endorsement for v1agr4 or similar drug.
Posted by: OldSpook   2010-04-09 23:46  

#14  Subtly said, Frank.
Posted by: trailing wife   2010-04-09 23:26  

#13  I'm not so sure - there are temperature ranges that sperm can survive at. I think hers are a LOT lower. Just judging from photos
Posted by: Frank G   2010-04-09 23:13  

#12  Turning off the computer once in a while would be a good start

That's where you "meet" those kind of girls
Posted by: Beavis   2010-04-09 21:46  

#11  How come I never got to date girls like that?
I wish I had David's Jessie's girl.
Posted by: tipper   2010-04-09 21:46  

#10  "How come I never got to date girls like that?"

Turning off the computer once in a while would be a good start. :)
Posted by: crosspatch   2010-04-09 21:28  

#9  #2 LOL

#4 Ouch!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2010-04-09 21:23  

#8  How come I never got to date girls like that?

Probably because you have standards, Mike dear.
Posted by: trailing wife   2010-04-09 20:29  

#7  The best bet would be to go in vitro. That way they would be sure of getting a girl if they are able to produce a girl.

By trying too hard the natural way, they are just exhausting themselves, which also probably takes away from their other children.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2010-04-09 20:23  

#6  How come I never got to date girls like that?
Posted by: Mike   2010-04-09 15:56  

#5  Great idea Gorb but is Tiger better than par?
Posted by: JohnQC   2010-04-09 14:31  

#4  Cute pun, but she isn't brooding until she's actually got a fertilized egg in the basket.
Posted by: Mitch H.   2010-04-09 13:23  

#3  Breaking news: Victoria contracted Tiger to do the job. When asked how was the se><, Tiger responded "It's GREAT!"

Posted by: gorb   2010-04-09 12:58  

#2  Get a turkey baster.
Posted by: SteveS   2010-04-09 12:23  

#1  "Vic is desperate to get pregnant and has a timetable for sex."

I can imagine David Beckham saying: " Vic, where are those little blue pills? Can you take three at a time? At the same time thinking to himself: [ I can't work under these inhumane working conditions. I can't just have sex on demand. What does she think I am--a stud horse to be used and put out to pasture? I feel so used. I think I'm getting a headache.]"
Posted by: JohnQC   2010-04-09 11:58  

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