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Rednecks With a Simple & Cheap Way to Clean Up Oil Spill
2010-05-21
Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC

#11  Hay is fine for small spills but not something of this magnitude.

It would be interesting to see how long it would take for all that oil to surface. If it would surface in a reasonable time, I think this guy may be on to something. It could be combined with napalm or something, too. They would need a cargo ship or oil tanker to ring the affected area with hay, and then a few more to get to work inside the ring.
Posted by: gorb   2010-05-21 22:43  

#10  Costner may handle the bulk of it but the hay idea would hopefully work on the barrier islands and closer coastal area. I think this something the fishermen could do.
Posted by: Lumpy Elmoluck5091   2010-05-21 22:15  

#9  Hay is fine for small spills but not something of this magnitude.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2010-05-21 20:29  

#8  I recall the Torrey Canyon oil spill 40 or so years ago off the UK. They got the RAF to drop napalm bombs on the oil slick. The good old days.
Posted by: phil_b   2010-05-21 19:32  

#7  The fate of the Gulf lies in the hands of ... Kevin Costner.

I wish him well.
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2010-05-21 18:51  

#6  Well shit! That's fucking awesome! All we need is 5,000 sq miles of hay! Then it can be moved into barges (we'll need some barges) and used to distill ethanol! Damn! this is huge!


tl;dr;

Hay is already used in estuaries. Cows would starve, everyone be hungry and kookier if we took all teh hay.
Posted by: Shipman   2010-05-21 18:15  

#5  Too simple. A university professor with a pHd in environmental impact of hay on water will need to be study it for 10-12 years first.

Besides, a redneck came up with it - what do they know?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2010-05-21 15:06  

#4  Ummm, just had a sudden thought, ask all the lawnmowing firms to put lawn grass trimmings in a trailer truck and deliver to the coast, this would be almost free, just the fuel for the semis and boats already there.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2010-05-21 14:30  

#3  It's simple, effective amd cheap.
It'll never be used BECAUSE it's simple, effective and cheap.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2010-05-21 14:20  

#2  This type of thinking is what makes America great.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2010-05-21 14:19  

#1  It won't work - there's no chance of graft for the politicians.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2010-05-21 14:06  

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