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| Pakistan police bust Peshawar 'eunuch wedding' |
| 2010-05-26 |
| [Al Arabiya Latest] A Pakistani court on Tuesday remanded in custody a portly fertilizer dealer and teenage eunuch for allegedly trying to marry in the Taliban bomb-hit city of Peshawar, police said. A portly fertilizer dealer and a teenage eunuch get married? And they're gay? And Pakistani? Sounds like sitcom gold! The alleged couple and dozens of guests were arrested when police raided a late-night party after a tip off that 42-year-old Malik Mohammad Iqbal Khan was trying to marry a 19-year-old eunuch, police said. "We arrested the bridegroom, the would-be bride and 41 others at the wedding party," local police station chief Shahid Khan told AFP in the working class neighborhood of Faqir Abad in the northwestern city. All of them were remanded in custody for one day on charges of attending an event that is "against Sharia " and "illegal", police said. ...and incredibly tacky. The fertilizer dealer, who already has two wives, denied he was marrying the eunuch — it had only been a birthday party for Rani. Yeah, sure. Sounds like Malik was up for a walk on the wild side... |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #4 Bet the eunuch doesn't have the balls to try that again. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2010-05-26 10:01 |
| #3 This sounds like a joke that needs a third character. "A portly fertilizer dealer, a eunuch, and a __________ go into a bar(mitzvah?)..." "...and then he proved it!" |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2010-05-26 08:46 |
| #2 Sounds like a eunuch experience. |
| Posted by: Mike 2010-05-26 08:40 |
| #1 This should be a Rantburg Classic, Fred, after it ripens up with a day of snarking. Ya see, there was this portly fertilizer dealer in Peshawer who was looking for some action, see. And this 19 year old teenage eunich comes up to him, see, and he sez, "I wanna marry you, your portliness." And the fertilizer dealer sez, Look, I'm only throwing a surprise birthday party for yez, so don't read anything more to it than it is, which is just an excuse for a tumble in the ammonium nitrate bin with yez. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2010-05-26 02:28 |