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| Hugo Chavez Bizarre - Exhumes Simon Bolivar | |
| 2010-07-25 | |
| Hugo Chavez, the president of Venezuela, has exhumed the remains of South American independence hero Simon Bolivar to determine the cause of his death nearly 200 years ago. Mr Chavez suspects that Bolivar was murdered and did not die from tuberculosis, as most historians believe. Announcing the exhumation of his hero on Twitter, Mr Chavez said he "wept with emotion". "What impressive moments we have lived tonight. We have seen the bones of the Great Bolivar!" he wrote.
Then there must be all kinds of gouge marks inside his coffin from when he was desperately clawing at it... A team of forensic pathologists and criminal investigators are examining the remains to see if Bolivar was the victim of a conspiracy rather than illness, according to Venezuela's attorney-general, Luisa Ortega Diaz. "We have important discoveries that will be announced to the nation at the appropriate moment," she said. Chew, chew, chew went the brain worms. Munch, munch, munch on his brain. Throb, throb, throb went his headache, as he blamed it on George W. Bush. | |
| Posted by: Anonymoose |
| #13 That daily morning, lunch, teatime, supper, aperitif, nightcap and mid-night snack of Cocaine... has finally brought out the real Hugo. Hugo the Zombie Ruler!!! All hail the Cocaine Zombie! |
| Posted by: 3dc 2010-07-25 17:28 |
| #12 Tapeworms have more self-respect than that. |
| Posted by: gorb 2010-07-25 16:45 |
| #11 The care and feeding of the insatiably hungry ego. This guy Chavez' ego must be infested with tapeworms. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2010-07-25 14:58 |
| #10 Sorry about that folks, wrong blog.....dang now where did I put my pacemaker... |
| Posted by: Bill Clinton 2010-07-25 14:06 |
| #9 I did not have sex with that woman....oh uhhh, err uh, Karl, you and Jim both need a vacation. |
| Posted by: Bill Clinton 2010-07-25 14:05 |
| #8 Karl, Is Chavez going to blame this one on the Gringos too? Jim, I don't know Jim but I have to say the "EWWWWW" factor on this one is pretty well up there on the Bates Scale. Karl, I'm just wondering where Chavez's mom is buried. Jim, you don't want to know. |
| Posted by: James Carville/Karl Rove 2010-07-25 14:04 |
| #7 Norman Bates is gonna sue for copyright infringement. |
| Posted by: PBMcL 2010-07-25 12:24 |
| #6 I don't know much about TB,only that it ravaged Europe, but I was told that the dead carried the germs well after death. Y'all be careful. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2010-07-25 11:40 |
| #5 Tuberculosis was often a code name for syphilis in those times, esp. for honchos of Bolivar stature. |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2010-07-25 09:47 |
| #4 Not even the peace of the grave is safe when lefties are doing their thing... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2010-07-25 08:29 |
| #3 More likely it was Old Hickory himself, having chased the Indians out, he set upon the Latinos. |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2010-07-25 07:00 |
| #2 No doubt Bush did it. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2010-07-25 01:51 |
| #1 LEAVE ME ALONE YOU NECROPHILIAC PARANOID FAT SLOB!!!! |
| Posted by: The Great Bolivar 2010-07-25 00:56 |