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| North Korean soccer coach fears for his life | |
| 2010-07-30 | |
| Yeah, couldn't see this coming... First, they were made to listen to a public airing of their faults. Then they had to turn around en masse and do the same thing to their disgraced coach, who may not be long for this world. New reports are leaking out of North Korea about the national soccer team's humiliating return home after losing all three of their matches at the recent World Cup. No one expected North Korea to do well -- except, apparently, the leadership apparatus of North Korea. Well, they did have "on the spot field guidance" from Dear Leader... Embarrassment was compounded when, after a competitive 2-1 opening loss to five-time champions Brazil, the country's despotic leadership took the unprecedented step of broadcasting the team's second game on live television. North Korea's 7-0 loss to Portugal was one of the most lopsided in tournament history. According to early reports, the North Korean play-by-play team stopped speaking during the second half of the broadcast. The match went unreported in the next day's newspapers. In a country that takes perverse delight in punishing its most loyal servants, you could smell the payback coming. It apparently arrived on July 2, shortly after the North Koreans returned home. The 23-man roster -- minus its two Japanese-based ringers, Jong "Weepy" Tae-se and An Yong-hak -- was hauled up on stage in front of 400 attendees at the inaptly named People's Palace of Culture. The audience included a large number of university students and athletes, as well as high party officials. For the next six hours, players were reprimanded for failures in their play, according to a jarring report from Radio Free Asia. Woah...and I thought Philly fans were tough for booing Santa Claus. This included a damning player-by-player appraisal of individual mistakes in play, provided by the country's leading sports broadcaster. Sorry, guys. I gotta cover my own ass. Don't wanna be made into Soylent Green... More alarmingly, they were accused of "betraying" the country in the "great ideological struggle." Uh-oh. That ain't good... After the players received their collective rollicking, the team was then forced to round on its coach, Kim Jong-hun. Things were far worse for Kim. He was accused of "betraying the young General Kim Jong-un," the shadowy son of North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il. Ooooh...that really ain't good. Though no adult photos exist of Kim Jong-un, he is thought to be his seriously ill father's heir apparent. A nascent personality cult is quickly building up around him in North Korea. When the team first qualified for the World Cup several months ago, the success was chalked up nationwide as "young General Kim Jong-un's accomplishment." The ominous linking of coach Kim with future leader Kim means the soccer manager's "safety is in jeopardy," according to RFA. In recent months, North Korea has executed two top officials -- one who oversaw a recent disastrous currency revaluation and another in charge of diplomatic talks with South Korea. Both were subjected to the same sort of accusations of treachery before they faced the firing squad. Rumours abound that coach Kim has been expelled from the Worker's Party and forced into the construction industry as a labourer. Making little ones out of big ones probably... Construction laborer? That would be in one of the big 'corrective labor' concentration camps. He really isn't long for this world one way or another.
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