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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man Caught with Pants Down and an Armless Mannequin in Public Park
2010-08-09
A man is behind bars for committing "lewd acts" with a mannequin in a public park Sunday morning.
"Offisher, I been gypped! Thish hooker ain't got no coozinart!"
According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.

Deputies say Campbell was sitting on a park bench with an armless mannequin on his lap, holding it with one hand -- pleasuring himself with the other. When the deputy identified himself, Campbell stopped, pushed the mannequin off him and pulled his pants up.
Posted by:Beavis

#3  Coming to an episode of COPS soon....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2010-08-09 21:13  

#2  "She wuzh comin' on t'me! You should arresht her!"

"Sorry, Charlie. We can't. No place to put the handcuffs! I guess we'll have to arrest you. After you put her in this plastic bag and carefully place her in the trunk of our cruiser over there."
Posted by: gorb   2010-08-09 21:05  

#1  Uh, uh, He really really REALLY R-E-A-L-L-Y
REEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLYYYYY REEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLYY LIKES SEXY SLINKY COUGARY KIM CATTRALL = "SEX IN THE CITY II"???

Gut nuthin.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2010-08-09 20:29  

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