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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Surgeon to the Stars learns not to tweet while driving
2010-08-18
New reports indicate that Dr. Frank Ryan, plastic surgeon to Heidi Montag and other celebrities, was tweeting just before his fatal car accident on Monday.
Oh, my. Who will be left to make starlets boobs the size of basketballs? I'm sure that's a hot topic in Malibu today...
I notice they didn't describe him as a "brilliant" plastic surgeon...
Ex-girlfriend Charmaine Blake told People Magazine that the plastic surgeon "lived up in Malibu on a tiny street and he was texting while driving and he accidentally went over the cliff."
Oooooooops...
"And the recipient of this year's Wile E. Coyote Safe Driving Award is...!"
Dr. Ryan was purportedly tweeting about his border collie, Jill, when he lost control of his car. Ominously, this final tweet from Ryan includes a photo of his dog atop some sand dunes in Malibu.
Yeah, that sounds important. I figured it would be something like...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
The dog, who was with Ryan at the time of the crash, survived injuries.
Ain't that always the way...
Posted by:tu3031

#1  Thank God Jill survived!
Posted by: Black Charlie Chinemble5313   2010-08-18 19:29  

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