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2010-09-21
Posted by:Fred

#7  Yeah, well me eyes might be going bad, but I'd say that lassie has a package.
Posted by: Cheremp Big Foot3846   2010-09-21 23:43  

#6  A cruise ship founders on a reef, and a man just manages to swim some miles and crawl up on a desert island. After recovering from the ordeal, he begins to explore and finds to his great surprise (and pleasure) that the only other survivor of this terrible tragedy is Alicia Rickter.

They build a lean-to and find some food and water. After a few weeks, it becomes clear that help is not on the way, so they start to get intimate. The guy is clearly ecstatic for a couple of weeks, but one morning she awakes to find him moping under a tree.

"What's the matter?" Alicia says: "Is there anything I can do?"

"Well, I am a little shy about asking you," he replies: "But could you take some of that charcoal from the fire and paint a mustache on your face?"

"A mustache? Well... I... I suppose so," and she does it.

"And could you put on the baseball cap and tuck your hair in it?"

"Sure," and she does so.

"Now, there's just one other thing. Can I call you Bob... like my friend?"

"Bob? Well... if it will make you feel better... all right."

"Great!" he cries. He then leans in close to her, takes her by the arm and says: "Bob! You're never gonna believe who I'm dating!"
Posted by: gorb   2010-09-21 12:46  

#5  Awesome.

A man has been stranded on a deserted island for several years. Hasn't seen another person in all that time. One day a very shapely (see pic above) comes ashore wearing a wetsuit. The man is just in awe - here is a another person - and a woman.

She opens up her right breast pocket and pulls out a pack of cigars in a waterproof pouch, "Would like to have a Cigar?".

The man says, yes.. yes, and shakes as he lights up the fine Cigar...

She opens up her left breast pocket and takes out a flask of Bourbon, "Would you like a drink?".

Yes yes the man exclaims and shakes as he uncaps the flask and takes a sip of the finest bourbon he's ever had.

The woman starts unzipping the long zipper under her chin which goes *all* the way down... "Would you like to play around?".

Amazed the man asks, "You have a set of golf clubs in there?"
Posted by: CrazyFool   2010-09-21 10:44  

#4  Yowie zowie!
Posted by: JohnQC   2010-09-21 09:31  

#3  Yeah, Ms Piazza
Posted by: Beavis   2010-09-21 09:16  

#2  HOLY SMOKES!!!!!!
Posted by: armyguy   2010-09-21 07:29  

#1  Happy Birthday/Daily Gam Shot

Alicia Rickter aka Carrie in "Baywatch Hawaii" (age 38)


Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2010-09-21 00:20  

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