The Telegraph picks up where Weekly World News left off. I hope Short Round doesn't note the omission of Iranian nukes and take this to heart. Aliens from other than Mexico have landed, snuck into British nuclear missile sites and fubarred the weapons, according to some old codgers who claim to have been US military pilots.
The critters have repeated their sabotage in the US and have been messing around since 1948, the men said, and accused the respective governments of trying to keep the information secret.
The unlikely claims were compiled by six alleged former US airmen and another member of the military who interviewed or researched the ravings and yarns of 120 ex-military personnel.
The fabrications they have concocted suggests that aliens could have landed on Earth as recently as seven years ago, which was quite a while after 1948.
The men's aim is to sell some videos to gullible folk in the guise of pressing the two governments to recognise the long-standing ET visits as non-hallucinations.
They are to be presented on Monday 27 September at a cheap hotel conference room in Washington.
One of the old coots, Capt Robert Salas, said: "The US Air Force is lying about the national security implications of unidentified aerial objects at nuclear bases and we can prove it."
He told how he seen such a thing with own eyes on March 16, 1967, at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana where the AF were keepin' Minuteman nuclear missiles.
Alleged Capt Salas continued: "I was on duty when an object came over and hovered directly over the site.
"The missiles shut down - 10 Minuteman missiles. And the same thing happened at another site a week later. There's a strong interest in our missiles by these objects, wherever they come from. I personally think they're not from planet Earth."
Others claim to have seen the same weird goings-on in Blighty.
Col Charles Halt said he saw a UFO at the former military base RAF Bentwaters, near Ipswich, 30 years ago, during which he saw beams of light fired into the base then heard on the military wireless thing that goomers had landed inside the nuke yard.
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