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| Talking knees |
| 2010-10-19 |
| by Nadeem F. Paracha Want to be a successful TV anchor and talk show host in Bakistan? The following is what you need to know ... Amreeka A modern-day Babylon. Run by evil men whose bloodlines are linked to epic, evil characters such as Sodom & Gomorra and Gog & Magog. Can be a nice place to visit though, for a personal trip. Amreeka has a very powerful Jewish lobby that constantly plots against Bakistan. This wicked lobby's members have just one motive in their sorry lives: the destruction of Bakistan, thus Islam, thus Haji Zion Hamid. Amreeka is also the diabolical modern embodiment of the medieval Christian crusades against innocent (but brave Muslims); using drones instead of horses, dollars instead of swords, Mickey Mouse instead of the Pope and Marlboro Reds instead of ritual burnings. Not a bad place though, for your close relatives working (or living on welfare) there. Amreeka is at the centre of whatever goes wrong in the Islamic Emirate of Bakistan. Everything coming from them, including financial aid, needs to be judged, denounced and rejected. That being said, advertising from Amreekan banks and multinationals on your channel is fine. All political analyses should begin with the words: 'Amreeka kya chahta hai?' (What does America want?) -- even if the analysed issue has to do with the vanishing lids of manholes in Lahore's Anarkali area. Bad mouthing Amreeka is a must -- a prerequisite of becoming a TV news anchor and talk show host. Those who fail to do this should be suspected of being part of the modern Christian crusade against Bakistan, thus Islam, thus famous tarot card reader, Dr. Shahid Fasaad. However, it is okay, to borrow some of their helicopters to help flood victims in Sindh and the Punjab. Nevertheless, you must insist that the government -- usually full of Amreekan slaves -- be careful. These 'copters may actually be shape-shifting Free Masons spying on the breeding cycle of the blind dolphins of River Indus. Any dolphin seen cooperating with the Amreekans should be turned into halaal sushi. |
| Posted by:john frum |