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Jews Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel a Cat Was Trying to Penetrate Me
2010-12-20
Posted by:tipper

#15  Deacon, go to your room.
Posted by: Pappy   2010-12-20 22:41  

#14  Goddam it, Deacon! You owe me a new monitor!
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2010-12-20 22:04  

#13  This one's for you, Walid...
Posted by: tu3031   2010-12-20 20:06  

#12  Wait...we have a Witchcraft Division?!!! Dammit, why did I sign up for that instead of trying to lose drill bits.

Sadly, I just got back from North Dakota yesterday....and I'm going back tomorrow. Hey, maybe I can use voodoo and 'lose' this bit just before we hit TD. That would be funny. I wouldn't mind an extra week's pay.
Posted by: Silentbrick - Lost Drill Bit Division - Halliburton   2010-12-20 20:03  

#11  He is now known as Claude Bawls.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2010-12-20 19:28  

#10  How the hell did they find a cat dumb enough to try to penetrate one of them?
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2010-12-20 19:08  

#9  "How would he know what being penetrated by a cat felt like?"

Perhaps sometime in the past he and his butt-buddies ran out of goats?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2010-12-20 18:41  

#8  Seriously, we are up against the 7th century morons here.

Time to train our interrogators in sleight of hand, and ship some special effects effects technicians down there.
Posted by: CincinnatusChili   2010-12-20 17:46  

#7   How would he know what being penetrated by a cat felt like?
Posted by: trailing wife 2010-12-20 17:33


My nomination for Snark 'O The Day. Well done!
Posted by: OldSpook   2010-12-20 17:45  

#6  How would he know what being penetrated by a cat felt like?
Posted by: trailing wife   2010-12-20 17:33  

#5  Damn muggles.
Posted by: DarthVader   2010-12-20 15:56  

#4  Meh, nothing to see here, some cousin of TW just did the claws on some oppressed sucker.
Posted by: Zombie Hillary Lover   2010-12-20 15:55  

#3  Would you guys please STFU! Your not supposed to say anything!

Jeeze... just try to keep a secret around here..
Posted by: Haliburton Witchcraft and Spellcasters Division   2010-12-20 15:46  

#2  Dang, our use of witchcraft is highly classified, now they are gonna know....
Seriously, we are up against the 7th century morons here, and literally they have no idea what we are talking about most of the time.
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2010-12-20 15:41  

#1  Turned me into a newt. Now, if you can imagine a cat trying to rape a newt...
Posted by: Anonymoose   2010-12-20 12:11  

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