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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Everyone's favorite bimbo burnout to be charged with felony grand theft
2011-02-09
Awwwwwww, Lindsay...I'm sooooo disappointed in you.
As rumored over the weekend, the Los Angeles District Attorney office confirmed today that Lindsay Lohan would be charged with one count of felony grand theft Wednesday. The charge stems from reports that the troubled actress had allegedly stolen a necklace worth $2,500 from a store in Venice, Calif., on Jan. 22.
Oh, like...I can't do that?
She will be arraigned at 1:30 p.m. PT on Feb. 9.
At which time the skies over LA will look like Apocalypse Now...
Lohan is still on probation from her 2007 misdemeanor DUI. The actress served three months in jail last year after violating her parole; after her release, she was spared more prison time after testing positive for drugs. At the time, Judge Elden S. Fox told her she could be sent back for sixth months if she didnÂ’t stay out of trouble.
I mean it. I'm really serious this time. I really am.
Oh, like...okay, Judge Ito. Can I go now? I'm late for my AA meeting at Johnny Depp's Viper Room.
Over the weekend, LohanÂ’s lawyer denied the theft allegations in a statement, but has not immediately responded to EWÂ’s request for comment regarding the charge.
Sorry. He said he'd be drinking early today. But I'll give you his voicemail.
Posted by:tu3031

#13  Another Airhead in Bimbo Training. Maybe she'll be the new replacement if LiLo gets jugged.
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2011-02-09 14:10  

#12  she's not my favorite Bimbo; Britney Spears is

Trailer trash next to my favorite, Paris Hilton. I'd follow her anywhere, even if it's only out of curiosity more than anything else.
Posted by: gorb   2011-02-09 14:02  

#11  Just put this junky away like they would any other junky that committed a felony grand theft. 3-5 in the state pen due to being a repeat offender, eligible for parole in a year to 18 months. That's what a "street" person, or a kid her age from COmpton would get.
Posted by: OldSpook   2011-02-09 13:36  

#10  Let Britney be Britney! Or was that Lindsay? . . . I mean, let Amy be Britney . . . or is it Amy be Lindsay . . . or maybe it's let Lindsay and/or Britney and/or Amy be Lindsay and/or Britney and/or Amy, as appropriate. That oughtta cover it.

Oh, well. We'll always have Paris.
Posted by: Mike   2011-02-09 12:16  

#9  Yeah... can't be bothered to care.
Posted by: DarthVader   2011-02-09 11:23  

#8  Hey I thought the gal scratching before the SB was Cyndy Lauper, and knew I was wrong when I realized it isn't 1990.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2011-02-09 11:12  

#7  Maybe she is just doing research for a part in the remake of "Reform School Girls". Could be a great career move!
Posted by: SteveS   2011-02-09 10:37  

#6  I guess we got a bunch of favorite bimbos here. I thought it was about Paris Hilton at first.
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2011-02-09 09:27  

#5  15 minutes are up. Soon she'll gain 150 lbs.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2011-02-09 08:33  

#4  If she does get time it'll be just enough to give her streed cred. Then its out on the party circuit again.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2011-02-09 08:04  

#3  if she gets significant jail time it'll crush my 2011 dead pool picks
Posted by: Frank G   2011-02-09 07:56  

#2  she's not my favorite Bimbo; Britney Spears is
Posted by: Lord Garth   2011-02-09 00:14  

#1  Celebrity news?
Posted by: gromky   2011-02-09 00:08  

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