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| Robber steals kiss from maid |
| 2011-03-09 |
| [Straits Times] AN ARMED intruder sealed a hold-up in Cheras with a stolen kiss. Ooh! Ooh! I seen dis movie! The man, who was armed with a knife, had tied up a maid after entering the two-storey terrace house in Jalan Budiman about 8.30am yesterday. "I regret that I must discommode you like this, señorita!" He then scooped up an assortment of valuables worth about RM6,000 (S$2,504). However, The infamous However... before fleeing, he turned amorous and began to grope and kiss the 23-year-old maid. "But before I go...! [Smooch! Smooch! Grab!]" "Hey! Leggo of that! I don't even touch myself there!" The maid later freed herself and lodged a police report. Cheras police chief Asst Comm Mohan Singh Tara Singh said the incident had occurred right after the maid's employer left for work. "Is he gone yet?" "Just stepped out!" "I'll get the handcuffs!" "I'll get the Velveeta!" He said the woman was doing household chores when the intruder, believed to be in his 20s, entered through the front door and threatened her with a knife. 'The man also took away five handphones, a camera and RM200 cash,' said Mohan Singh. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #2 Was she perhaps in one of those little French Maid outfits? (Not that sexual assault is a funny... Sounds like the perv grabbed more than a simple kiss before he dashed off.) |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2011-03-09 12:47 |
| #1 Whoa, the groping basterd didn't even have the decency to bring "CHILL-A-CELLA" WINE? |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2011-03-09 00:13 |