Democratic Front for the Liberation of Paleostine... a breakaway faction of the Pöpular Frönt för the Liberation of Paleostine. The are regarded as the most intellectual of Paleostinian fedayeen groups, smoking cheap cigarettes and drawing heavily on Marxist-Leninist theory to explain their crappy lives. They can occasionally be seen strutting through the streets of Paleostine, dressed up like soldiers and lugging firearms, though they seldom manage to hit anything and then usually by accident. This may be because of their habit of wearing black masks that cut off most of their vision. That would also explain their habit of occasionally walking into walls, which is a well-known attribute of those immersed in true understanding of the dialectic...
told Ma'an on Wednesdaythat a meeting hosted by Hamas, always the voice of sweet reason, in Gazoo "presented nothing new," despite promises of a new unity effort.
The leading party of the coastal enclave had called an all-factions meeting, where it said it would present several points of focus for the coming months, in what officials said would be a move that strengthened the political scene in Gazoo.
Member of the DFLP Central Committee Muhammad Khalaf said the points outlined in the meeting were:
1) The need to form a national unity government to oversee the elections
2) To consider repairs to the PLO so it represented all Paleostinians
3) The importance of national unity and an end of division
Khalaf said there was nothing in the meeting "that had not already been set out in the national dialogue committees in 2009 in Cairo," and added that what was needed was implementation of the points, not discussion.
Factions did, however, agree to support youth movement calling for unity as long as they were non-violent.