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| Dupe entry: Overseas-Contingencies-Kinetic-Aliocious - Iowahawk |
| 2011-03-25 |
| In trying to explain himself when bombing foreign lands, It behooves a modern president to keep his prose in hand. One little slip in lexicon accounting for the rubble Will end up in congressional investigative trouble. Ohhhhhh! Overseas-contingencies-kinetic-aliocious I must admit the messaging is really quite atrocious But if you say it soft enough, you'll always sound precocious, Overseascontingencieskineticaliocious! Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye In olden days they called this thing a stale three-letter word But in this new millenium I find that quite absurd. My unabridge-ed thesaurus is dog-eared through and through, One syllable seems pitiful when thirteen more will do! Ohhhhhhh! Overseascontingencieskineticaliocious, When you put it in that way it won't seem so ferocious. Gargle first with Listerine in case of halitosis, Overseascontingencieskineticaliocious! Um-twiddle-diddle-um-twiddle dee Um-twiddle-diddle-um-twiddle dum Unlike Bush adventurism, there's no "war" to fear It's um... it's er... it's uh... it's mmm... let me be crystal clear In days not weeks we cease it all, for "peace," or as you know, Suoicilacitenikeicnegnitnocsaesrevo. Ohhhhhh! Overseascontingencieskineticaliocious A neologic tailor-made for media hypnosis If you hear it long enough you'll drink until cirrhosis, Overseascontingencieskineticaliocious!* *Iowahawk reminds you: song parodies are the lowest form of humor |
| Posted by:Beavis |