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| 2011-04-22 | |
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| Posted by:Fred |
| #4 Good joke, Gorb. Good graphic too. There was a time in Tijuana when you could buy those. I never did so I can't say whether or not they were genuine. Haven't been down there in so long that I don't know if they're still available or not. |
| Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2011-04-22 11:03 |
| #3 (Statements redacted due to family oriented nature of website) Trust me guys it was a doozy. |
| Posted by: Bill Clinton 2011-04-22 10:13 |
#2  A guy walked into a bar. On the door was a sign that read "If you can make my horse laugh then I will give you $50."So he walked up to the bar tender and said "I can make your horse laugh." So he went out in the back alley and came back and the horse was laughing. So the bar tender said "A deal is a deal but before I pay you, tell me how you made my horse laugh." He said "I told him mine is bigger than his." Then about three months later the same guy came back into this bar and say a sign on the door it read: If you can make my horse cry then I will give you $50. So he walked up to the bar tender and said "I can make your horse laugh." So he went in to the back alley and made the horse cry. He came back in and the bar tender said "A deal is a deal but before I pay you, tell me how you made my horse cry." He said "I showed him!" I'm guessing that the horse is laughing because he' read half the joke so far. I'm guessing Betty is laughing because she reads faster than the horse. Catherine apparently also reads faster than the horse, but I cannot tell from her smile whether or not she has a sense of humor. |
| Posted by: gorb 2011-04-22 03:45 |
| #1 Happy Birthday/Daily Gam Shot Catherine Mary Stewart aka Maggie Gordon in "The Last Starfighter" aka Regina "Reggie" Belmont in "Night of the Comet" aka Gwen Saunders in "Weekend at Bernie's" aka Jessie Collins in "Samurai Cowboy" (age 52)  |
| Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2011-04-22 01:33 |