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| 'US killed Bin Laden clone in Pakistan' |
| 2011-05-19 |
| [Iran Press TV] The US operation that allegedly killed the late Osama bin Laden ... who had a brief but splitting headache... in Pakistain has actually led to the death of a clone of the al-Qaeda leader, A clone? A clone? A frigging clone? working under CIA operative Raymond Davis, an American editor says. Actually it was Davis' evil twin, Montclair. "The real bin Laden died years ago after receiving treatment in American hospitals for his various illnesses," said Gordon Duff, senior editor of Ohio-based Veterans Today, in an interview with Press TV's US Desk. Recent headlines:
Heh. Turned him into a corpsickle. and kept in storage for a date when it would be of advantage to the United States to use it for maximum advantage," Duff wrote in a May 9 article titled 'Was Raymond Davis CIA's Bin Laden Handler?' ... like August, 2012, when it'll cause a landslide for B.O... Oh. Wait. They did it this year. I'm sure there's a reason. According to the US intelligence community, bin Laden's body was recovered in 2001 by American Special Forces in Afghanistan, Duff says. Geraldo took him down with a single headshot at Tora Bora... "The CIA maintained a safe house at Abbottabad [where it] kept agents right next to the compound that 'bin Laden' was allegedly [killed] at," Duff said. Anna Nichole Smith got the whole story from Geraldo after a night of binge drinking and coke sniffing. That's why she had to die. Duff went on to say that the CIA facility next door to the alleged bin Laden's compound was filled with armed agents possibly protecting the phony bin Laden. ... who was deader than a rock, stuffed into a freezer... Duff also emphasized on the fact that the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has failed to present any evidence linking bin Laden to the September 11 terrorist attacks on the US soil about ten year ago. ... other than Binny's admission, of course... Analysts have raised serious questions as to why US officials did not allow for the application of a DNA test to formally confirm the identity of the corpse before his burial at sea. That was just a clone they disposed of, though. The real bin Laden is stuffed and mounted and he's on exhibit in the White House's secret trophy room, next to Himmler. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #7 "Come on over, baby. I'm here alone, I ditched the clone..." -- Firesign Theatre |
| Posted by: mojo 2011-05-19 21:58 |
| #6 A Re-Pet? Nooooo! (ahnold yell) |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2011-05-19 14:05 |
| #5 Just wait until they find out we have secretly replaced their supreme leader and Nutjob with clones. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2011-05-19 10:18 |
| #4 Hot off the presses from the land of djinns, sorcery and toddler buggery. |
| Posted by: Zebulon Thranter9685 2011-05-19 08:22 |
| #3 Proof positive: ya never see pictures of Bin Laden walking around at Area 51. That's because they don't want you to know! |
| Posted by: Frank G 2011-05-19 08:20 |
| #2 Good to see Gordon Duff step up and fill that void that's been there since Art Bell left. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2011-05-19 05:29 |
| #1 I'm surprised there isn't more of this around. It seems the best way to handle conspiracy theorists is to be *more* secretive, not less. The more obvious something is, the more you invite twits to doubt Like flying planes into buildings in broad daylight then publicly claiming responsibility obviously 25% of the western world is then going to follow people who say it never happened it was just a magic trick and really there were no planes and the cia blew up the buildings for the evil jooos |
| Posted by: anon1 2011-05-19 05:10 |