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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man dies of heart failure trying to rape maid
2011-06-23
[Emirates 24/7] A young Asian tailor died of heart attack while trying to rape a housemaid at her employer's house in Ras Al Khaimah, press reports said on Wednesday.

The 27-year-old tailor had sneaked into the Asian maid's room while she was asleep, stood besides her bed and touched her body, jolting her out of sleep and prompting her to push him away, Emirat Alyoum said.

She then decamped to the bathroom and locked herself in for nearly an hour before getting out when she thought he had left.

"The maid found the tailor lying dead on the floor...she hurried out of her room to the nearby house of her employer and told him," the paper said.

Forensic examination showed the man had failed to rape the maid and that he died of myocardial infarction. "A criminal act was ruled out in the case."
Posted by:Fred

#8  Yes Moose I have been playing with your handle.
You know Annoy. Just ignore me I go away after a while.
Posted by: Dale   2011-06-23 22:28  

#7  Mitch say it isn't so. Ed Crotch should stay in the closet.Annoymoose I'll go with your prognostication.
Posted by: Dale   2011-06-23 22:25  

#6  'moose, I'd buy that story. And I've never heard that about Nelson Rockefeller. Of course, I only heard this morning about Ed Koch being in the closet, so my knowledge of New York political gossip is, how you say, spotty at best.
Posted by: Mitch H.   2011-06-23 15:21  

#5  Alternatively, he was her boyfriend, caught by a cardiac arrest "in flagrante delicto", leaving her in a compromised position. And since it would be a serious criminal offense for an unmarried couple to be aardvarking, and since 'Bernie' would probably not mind, he was suddenly a rapist.

So, no harm, no foul, other than the smell. Much the same thing happened to Nelson Rockefeller.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-06-23 14:24  

#4  Of all the people a young Asian maid in the Emirates might be in danger of being raped by, "random Asian tailor off the street" doesn't exactly seem like he'd be high on the list. Let alone in a situation where his corpse would be steaming in the house for an hour before being discovered. This story is either legitimately weird, or bullshit.

Set aside the chances of a 27-year-old dying of a heart attack...
Posted by: Mitch H.   2011-06-23 11:19  

#3  Someone post this link to Dominique Strauss Kahn.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2011-06-23 09:26  

#2  Only 71 virgins for him in that case
Posted by: European Conservative   2011-06-23 07:52  

#1  Karma's a b*tch.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2011-06-23 07:44  

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