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Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Senior Syrian General Dies of Heart Attack
2011-09-25
[An Nahar] The Syrian army's deputy chief of staff has died of a heart attack, the official SANA news agency said on Saturday as anti-regime protests continue to sweep the country.

"The high command of the Syrian armed forces announces the death on Friday at 4:30 pm (1330 GMT) of the army's deputy chief of staff, General Bassam Najm Eddin Antakiali, who succumbed after suffering a heart attack," it said.

"His burial will take place in the deaders' cemetery in Damascus
...The City of Jasmin is the oldest continuously-inhabited city in the world. It has not always been inhabited by the same set of fascisti...
Meanwhile,
...back at the pie fight, Bella opened her mouth at precisely the wrong moment...
the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said nine people were tossed in the slammer by security forces on Saturday at Marqeb near the port of Banias, some of whom had been shot in the legs "while trying to flee."

In the Homs area of central Syria on Friday, at least nine non-combatants were killed by security forces as the crackdown on dissent against the regime of President-for-Life Bashir Pencilneck al-Assad
One of the last of the old-fashioned hereditary iron-fisted fascist dictators. Before going into the family business Pencilneck was an eye doctor...
continues, the Britannia-based Observatory said.

The United Nations
...aka the Oyster Bay Chowder and Marching Society...
says the corpse count from the crackdown since demonstrations broke out on March 15 has risen to more than 2,700.

Posted by:Fred

#7  ...Trying to remember the novel where Carlos the Jackal is waiting on news of a terror strike that is intended to free him, but instead goes down in disaster. Carlos is in his cell expecting the good news when the warden comes in, smiles and says, "The President of the French Republic would like to send his condolences on the fatal heart attack you'll be having later tonight."

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2011-09-25 19:34  

#6  He went to a fortune teller, who told him: "You're going to have a heart attack right after I finish telling you you're going to have a heart attack."
Posted by: gromky   2011-09-25 14:03  

#5  Drat, I had him dying of acute cirrhosis...
Posted by: Steve White   2011-09-25 11:36  

#4  From the snark here, Y'all think he DIDNT have a heart attack?
(Not that it matters)
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2011-09-25 11:22  

#3  Was that before or after he fell out of the 10th floor window?
Posted by: phil_b   2011-09-25 03:37  

#2  conscience attack prelude to death?
Posted by: Frank G   2011-09-25 00:50  

#1  A 115 grain mix of lead and copper can induce such an episode.
Posted by: Skidmark   2011-09-25 00:05  

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