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Not a Halloween Costume: Washington Man Cuts Off Arm With Guillotine
2011-10-30
(CBS Seattle) -- A Washington man loses his arm from a homemade guillotine. The guillotine unexpectedly dropped on his shoulder Thursday morning at a camp he was living at, severing his arm.
"Just one more little adjustment... Hmmm... Can't quite get to it... [CHOP!]"
He left the arm behind after the accident
"Pain! Going into shock! My arm? Where'd I leave it?... Can't seem to find it... Guess I'll have to come back and get it later..."
and rushed to Bellingham Urology Specialists.
"Do you have an appointment?"
"[Gasp!] My arm...!"
"Sorry. This is a urology clinic. We don't do arms. Try Bellingham Orthopedics Specialists. They'll be able to help you out!"

Evelyn Leuther,
Lex's Mom...
who works at the clinic, told CBS Seattle a woman passing by said, "I hope that's a Halloween costume," referring to the man missing his arm at the shoulder. But the gore was real. Seconds later, another woman ran by screaming for someone to call 9-1-1. Doctors and nurses from the office rushed to help.
"We're from the urology clinic! We're here to help!"
"Do you have your insurance card with you?"

"It was a sight," she said.
No! Reeeeally?
The scene lasted for 10 minutes
"Should we put a tourniquet on that?"
"We're urologists, man!"
"Well then, we could stick a Foley catheter in there..."

before an ambulance took him to the hospital two blocks away.
"Two blocks? You want us to send an ambo to haul some guy two blocks? Why can't he walk?"
"His arm's chopped off!"
"He wasn't gonna walk on his hands, was he?"

Officers checked a wooded area near the clinic and discovered a camp believed to be the temporary home of the individual. At the camp, officers located the severed arm and a homemade guillotine, which the police then dismantled.
"Y'know, Toody, it's be a real good idea to dismantle that thing."
"I cannot disagree, Muldoon. You move the arm and I'll start taking the thing apart!"
"No, you move the arm!"
"I ain't touchin' it!"

The condition of the victim is not known at this time,
... but we can guess it's not happy...
but Bellingham police said in a release he was being transferred to Harborview in Seattle for further treatment.
Posted by:Fred

#15  The local reports, on the day this happened said the guy was a transient, so it was a homeless camp he lived in, just for the record.
Question is: Why would a bum build such a thing? agressive panhandling technique?
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2011-10-30 20:11  

#14  you just know this started with: "here, hold my beer"
Posted by: Frank G   2011-10-30 14:53  

#13  Probably just as well this happened before he decided to test it (on himself or someone else).
Posted by: tipover   2011-10-30 14:49  

#12  Pyromaniac isn't a badge, it's a basic requirement for scouting. ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2011-10-30 13:37  

#11  Well, there ARE secret merit badges...such as pyromaniac and lockpicking, which I learned at Scout camp. We were supposed to be learning rowing but since the instructor locked his keys in the shack, showed us instead how to pick locks.
Posted by: Silentbrick - Halliburton Lost Drill Bit Division   2011-10-30 13:25  

#10  BS did, but BSA didn't. Maybe he's thinking of Citizenship in the World.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2011-10-30 09:51  

#9  Frank G (#3) - you have *got* to elaborate on that.

I didn't think the BS had a 'execution machine' badge....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2011-10-30 09:12  

#8  A contender for the 2011 Darwin Award, but missed it by 'that much'.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2011-10-30 08:34  

#7  "It's perfectly safe. Let me show you"
Posted by: gr(o)mgoru   2011-10-30 05:25  

#6  You gotta be a real whack job to want to build a functioning guillotine.
Posted by: gorb   2011-10-30 04:19  

#5  Wasn't Harrison Ford looking for him?
Posted by: Jan   2011-10-30 03:47  

#4  What's that? One armed man, ya say?
Sure, send him right over...
Posted by: Dr. Richard Kimble   2011-10-30 01:22  

#3  Long time ago, but I think I got a Boy Scout badge for "execution machines". Perhaps he's a late bloomer?
Posted by: Frank G   2011-10-30 01:02  

#2  Fred---you must be feeling better. You are on a roll tonight! Your sense of humor is sharper than a..............guillotine...
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2011-10-30 00:49  

#1  Yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an arm.
Posted by: SteveS   2011-10-30 00:05  

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