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| 2011-11-14 | |
With Apologies to Allan Sherman
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| Posted by:Beavis |
| #3 fine waste of mid-60's Chevies..... |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2011-11-14 23:38 |
| #2 *wife said not everyone listens to crap, you look crazy. So, NSFW, eazy-e. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2011-11-14 20:44 |
| #1 Woke up quick, at about noon just knew that I had to get to Wall Street soon Gotta get high before the day begins before my mother starts bitchn' about my trends About to chant, damn near went blind Old guys in the park jerkin between their theighs Ran in my tent, and took a hit Held the apple-mac closer to my hip Wailed outside and started my dancin As if on cue, guy fawlks started prancin Walked over to Jamba, had some juice on my mind Hit Micky D's, hate pissin outside Then we let the drummers play Group hugs started straight, transgender, and gay They are neo-hippies if you get my drift Then I took a little walk it looked something like this Walked to catered lunch kinda slow peeps shitting on benches, groping the girls Afraid of TB, really need to poop Jay-z shirts are cold making some loot Guy walks by, what did he say? Homeless crashed the park ate my fricasee Organizers flush with case come running my way Say they're gonna go deposit it with B-O-A Cuz the 1% is evil and all Learned that from 99% hanging at the mall Knowin nothing in life but complaints and quips Give me some money though I ain't done shit |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2011-11-14 14:33 |