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The Arab League...an organization of Arabic-speaking states with 22 member countries and four observers. The League tries to achieve Arab consensus on issues, which usually leaves them doing nothing but a bit of grimacing and mustache cursing...
on Thursday served a new ultimatum on Damascus
...Home to a staggering array of terrorist organizations...
, giving it less than 24 hours to allow monitors into the country or face sanctions, while for the first time calling on the United Nations
...an organization which on balance has done more bad than good, with the good not done well and the bad done thoroughly...
to help resolve the crisis.
The ultimatum, issued at the end of a crisis meeting of Arab foreign ministers in Cairo, came amid an kaboom of violence in Syria in which 32 people died, including 11 security force members and seven military pilots.
Long resistant to drawing the international community into the Syria crisis, the Arab top diplomats agreed to ask U.N. Secretary General
the ephemeral Ban Ki-moon... of whom it can be said to his credit that he is not Kofi Annan...
"to take all measures to support the efforts of the vaporous Arab League to resolve the critical situation in Syria."
The Arab body's chief, Nabil al-Arabi, said the 22-member bloc has invited Syria to sign an agreement in Cairo on Friday at 1:00pm (1100 GMT) that would allow observers into the country to monitor the situation on the ground.
Finance ministers will meet on Saturday to vote on sanctions should Syria fail to sign.
Arab foreign ministers said sanctions would include suspending flights to Syria as well as freezing financial transactions with its central bank and commercial deals with the government except for basic goods.
The sanctions could also include freezing the financial assets of the Damascus government.
Lebanese Foreign Minister Adnan Mansour said earlier that Beirut would not endorse any potential Arab League sanctions against Syria.
The United States and European Union
...the successor to the Holy Roman Empire, only without the Hapsburgs and the nifty uniforms and the dancing...
have already imposed strict economic sanctions on Syria, where the United Nations estimates more than 3,500 people have been killed since March as the regime cracks down on a popular revolt.
Arab sanctions could sound the death knell for the country's economy which depends on its Arab neighbors for half or its exports and a quarter of its imports.
"If that is to happen, it will be very unfortunate because the damage will be to all sides," Economy Minister Mohammed Nidal al-Shaar told Agence La Belle France Presse in an exclusive interview.
"We don't expect all Arab countries to yield or participate in sanctions," he added. "In fact, we are almost certain that some Arab countries will not participate," he said.