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Kim Jong Il Will Always Live
2011-12-21
Pyongyang (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il, the great father of the Korean people, passed away too suddenly.

The DPRK is overcome with bitter sorrow at the demise of the father of the nation who had energetically worked day and night for prosperity of the socialist homeland and the happiness of people all his life.

Its army and people's loyalty and sense of obligation to him are now growing higher than ever before.

They are resolutely rising up to change their sorrow into great strength and courage with the noble sense of moral obligation and immovable faith and will to hold Kim Jong Il in high esteem forever and glorify his feats for all ages.

The hearts of all servicepersons and people are replete with the pledge to hold in high esteem the great Kim Jong Il forever and make neither concession nor delay on the road of the Juche revolution, the Songun revolution true to his behests.

The Korean people have suffered the great loss but are decisively rising up as they have Kim Jong Un, great successor to the revolutionary cause of Juche and prominent leader of the party and the army and people of the DPRK who is standing in the van of the Korean revolution.

He is another great person produced by Korea who is identical to Kim Jong Il.

No force on earth can block the revolutionary advance of our party, army and people wisely led by Kim Jong Un.

Leader Kim Jong Il will always be with us.
Posted by:ryuge

#7  Why, just the other day he had three hole-in-ones.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2011-12-21 20:51  

#6  Well, they saved Hitler's brain. As well as Lenin's, Stalin's, "Ol' Frank" Roosevelt.

However, Mao was not so lucky. His brain ended up as a Lion's Head meatball, in of all places, Newark, New Jersey, where it was consumed in a Chinese restaurant by a Mr. and Mrs. Irving Fonebone, who ate it despite having thought they ordered vegetarian egg rolls, due to a translation error by their daughter Zelda, a freshman Chinese language student, who asked their Puerto Rican waiter for what sounded to him like "Mao's brain ball soup".
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-12-21 09:58  

#5  Did they ever admit that his father was pining for the fjords? They seem to be fond of a apotheosis justification for the existence of deceased Kims.
Posted by: Mitch H.   2011-12-21 09:20  

#4  

..is what I thought
Posted by: Kojack   2011-12-21 06:27  

#3  He're always live in the nightmares of his victims I'm sure. Sad to say.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2011-12-21 01:04  

#2  OS: I think they think he's gonna get a res at the nearest spirit healer.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2011-12-21 00:15  

#1  Soooo.... now we have to worry about Zombie Kim Jong Il?

At least they said Juche. I was beginning to think they had banned it.
Posted by: OldSpook   2011-12-21 00:02  

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