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Russell Brand, Katy Perry to divorce after 14 months
2012-01-04
[Emirates 24/7] Russell Brand is divorcing Katy Perry after 14 months of what appeared to be a storybook marriage.
Since I don't know who either is I'm just absolutely not devastated.
They lasted twelve months longer than Kim Kardashian and whats-his-name...
"Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage," Brand said in a statement released to The News Agency that Dare Not be Named on Friday. "I'll always adore her and I know we'll remain friends."
Well, I'll tell you, if I'da sent them a toaster I'd want it back.
Brand, 36, offered no other details, but in papers filed Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, the British comedian cited irreconcilable differences.
"We're still on speakin' and kissin' terms. Every time I speak to her she tells me to kiss her ass."
He and the 27-year-old pop singer were married in October 2010 at a resort inside a tiger reserve in India, and their mutual affection had become a rather sweet feature of the Hollywood celebrity circuit.
Worked out well, didn't it? My wife and I leave each other most of the time and we're not sick of each other yet.
Posted by:Fred

#13  Brand was in the fairly-funny flick "Get Him To The Greek" but he's an anti-Semite left-wing wacko, so just enjoy the movie and ignore the actor. Drudge had a link indicating that he gets $30 mill off Perry in the divorce so there is evidence that he values $$$ over a successful, smokin' hot chick with big thingies. Go figure.
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2012-01-04 21:17  

#12  No idea who the guy is, but I wouldn't put him in charge of anything important.

British-accented actor with dreadful hair. The kind who elicits the question, "Do you have any idea who he is, dear?" of one's spouse. Said spouse knew only that the gentleman in question is the former Mr. Katy Perry, about whom said spouse knows a great deal, having seen her interviewed in one of the late night shows.
Posted by: trailing wife   2012-01-04 15:17  

#11  Guy is creepy and just plain weird. With a beard.
Posted by: mojo   2012-01-04 13:31  

#10  I've seen pictures of him, he looks like he's possessed by djinns.
Posted by: Grunter   2012-01-04 12:36  

#9  Interesting that they seem to care about it in the Emirates.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2012-01-04 11:22  

#8  She's one of the decorated bags hollywood fills with shit and tries to sell you, best known for a song which had pre-teens mumbling lyrics about fallacio.

No idea who the guy is, but I wouldn't put him in charge of anything important.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2012-01-04 11:12  

#7  Ho hum. Who are they?
Posted by: JohnQC   2012-01-04 10:54  

#6  Apologies in advance but this link ruined Katy for me so beware before looking.

Link

Medium talent, songs with lots of sexual innuendo aimed at teens, and of course large knockers well displayed. She's a marketing departments dream.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2012-01-04 08:28  

#5  Giveashit, Just one.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2012-01-04 06:25  

#4  Katy who?
Posted by: Twobyfour   2012-01-04 05:14  

#3  Here's a pic I found of Katy's "melons" , for those that are interested.

BTW: What does "Irreconcilable Differences" mean? Was Brand already having problems reconciling the difference between Katy and some other girl who sat in his lap?
Posted by: gorb   2012-01-04 04:38  

#2  Zooey, eh? Hmmm, if only I was doing Bloids these days...
Posted by: Steve White   2012-01-04 00:24  

#1  Katy Perry looks like a slightly dumber version of my soul mate Zooey Deschanel, who's making my life very hard by staying in Hollywood and staying married to someone else.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2012-01-04 00:17  

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