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| 'Doomsday Clock' Moves Closer To 'Midnight': Various Suggested Reasons Why |
| 2012-01-11 |
| 1) Obama might lose reelection. 2) It's the 2012 Mayan thingy. 3) Because America didn't sign on to the Kyoto treaty. 4) Funding cutbacks to NPR and PBS. 5) Supreme Court may overturn Obamacare. 6) In support of the "Occupy" movement. 7) Those darned raccoons! 8) Really desperate to impress girls. 9) It's the fault of the Joos. |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #9 Doomed !, were all DOOMED ! I tell ya. I'd like to tell Obama to buggar off but who am I. I think I have found the best explanation yet. I still haven't figured out who I am. This is where it all started once upon a time a long long time ago in a land far far away. Is that an echo?!*#. he he it almost posted double. :) |
| Posted by: Dale 2012-01-11 22:46 |
| #8 Any top ten list that doesn't mention the Kardashians is flawed. |
| Posted by: manversgwtw 2012-01-11 20:53 |
| #7 "I would think #s 1, 3, 4, and 5 would make it move away from midnight." Not for those clowns, John. |
| Posted by: Barbara 2012-01-11 19:19 |
| #6 Fund raising time at The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists and doing this is cheaper than having a new bunch of tote bags made up to reward the rubes? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2012-01-11 19:00 |
| #5 IIRC, it's been within 5 minutes of midnight since before I was born. Which was a long, long time ago. |
| Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2012-01-11 18:21 |
| #4 10) "We're still relevant, dammit!!" Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2012-01-11 17:22 |
| #3 I would think #s 1, 3, 4, and 5 would make it move away from midnight. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2012-01-11 12:54 |
| #2 10) We might actually have to show results and work for a living!!!?? |
| Posted by: Bigfoot Jeter8554 2012-01-11 11:01 |
| #1 I thought they realized that BO's proposed cuts to our ground forces made it more likely that a future US president would have to use nukes. But then I saw the global warmening thingy. |
| Posted by: Matt 2012-01-11 08:55 |