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SKorea: Men Arrested for Smuggling Gold in Butts |
2012-01-17 |
[An Nahar] South Korean customs officials say they have tossed in the calaboose eight men over a scheme to allegedly smuggle gold out of the country by hiding it in their rectums. Really? No sheeyit? The Korea Customs Service said Monday the men allegedly transformed $260,000 in gold bars into small beads and smuggled them in their rectums to Japan two times in 2010 to avoid import taxes. South Korea says Japanese custom officials caught the men on their second attempt and sent them home after imposing fines. Later, one of the suspects allegedly orchestrated an unsuccessful bid to smuggle gold bars from Mongolia to Hong Kong using a similar method. Meanwhile, ...back at the bake sale, Umberto's Mom's cannoli were a big hit... South Korean officials gathered evidence against them at home. They say the suspects recently admitted to the smuggling after initial denials. |
Posted by:Fred |
#7 AUric sez, "Hey! That Hertz my Kimchi!, Mr. Bond!" Sheesh... |
Posted by: Ebboluling Theamp7972 2012-01-17 22:27 |
#6 Good one, 'Moose, I think even Herr GOLDFINGER will try to stay away from these beads. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2012-01-17 19:44 |
#5 Bravo! |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2012-01-17 15:04 |
#4 Anonymoose, that's horrible. Wonderfully horrible! |
Posted by: Glenmore 2012-01-17 14:11 |
#3 Goldsphincter He's the man, the man with the Midas tush An auric tush Such a gold stinker Rectum's used as a safety deposit box Without any locks. Golden bars he will stick in his rear But his piles can't disguise that he's queer For a Krugerrand shows that it was stuck there Shoved up the rear, of Mister Goldsphincter. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2012-01-17 14:08 |
#2 Gold can be toxic if it gets to the brain. |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2012-01-17 10:59 |
#1 Geese lay golden eggs, SKors crap golden beads. |
Posted by: Glenmore 2012-01-17 07:39 |