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-Lurid Crime Tales-
SKorea: Men Arrested for Smuggling Gold in Butts
2012-01-17
[An Nahar] South Korean customs officials say they have tossed in the calaboose eight men over a scheme to allegedly smuggle gold out of the country by hiding it in their rectums.
Really? No sheeyit?
The Korea Customs Service said Monday the men allegedly transformed $260,000 in gold bars into small beads and smuggled them in their rectums to Japan two times in 2010 to avoid import taxes.

South Korea says Japanese custom officials caught the men on their second attempt and sent them home after imposing fines. Later, one of the suspects allegedly orchestrated an unsuccessful bid to smuggle gold bars from Mongolia to Hong Kong using a similar method.

Meanwhile,
...back at the bake sale, Umberto's Mom's cannoli were a big hit...
South Korean officials gathered evidence against them at home. They say the suspects recently admitted to the smuggling after initial denials.
Posted by:Fred

#7  AUric sez, "Hey! That Hertz my Kimchi!, Mr. Bond!"
Sheesh...
Posted by: Ebboluling Theamp7972   2012-01-17 22:27  

#6  Good one, 'Moose, I think even Herr GOLDFINGER will try to stay away from these beads.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2012-01-17 19:44  

#5  Bravo!
Posted by: swksvolFF   2012-01-17 15:04  

#4  Anonymoose, that's horrible. Wonderfully horrible!
Posted by: Glenmore   2012-01-17 14:11  

#3  Goldsphincter
He's the man, the man with the Midas tush
An auric tush
Such a gold stinker
Rectum's used as a safety deposit box
Without any locks.

Golden bars he will stick in his rear
But his piles can't disguise that he's queer
For a Krugerrand shows that it was stuck there
Shoved up the rear, of Mister
Goldsphincter.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2012-01-17 14:08  

#2  Gold can be toxic if it gets to the brain.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2012-01-17 10:59  

#1  Geese lay golden eggs, SKors crap golden beads.
Posted by: Glenmore   2012-01-17 07:39  

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