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Africa North
Jeans from Israel Contained Secret Magnets Causing Infertility
2012-02-06
Following are excerpts from a debate on the "invasion" of Israeli products into Sinai, which aired on Egyptian Dream2 TV on February 1, 2012:

Muhammad Al-Mane'i, Sinai Bedouin: There was a time when they would bring us jeans. These pants used to have belts. If you looked at these belts from the front, you'd find a secret compartment, and when you opened it, you would find a magnet inside. When we asked what these magnets were, we were told that they cause sterility.

Interviewer: In other words, it causes infertility.

Muhammad Al-Mane'i: Exactly.

Interviewer: There was a time when these jeans with belts would invade us from Israel, and we used to take the magnets out and chuck them away.

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Interviewer: Israeli products contain lethal poison. You might not feel this poison now, but you will in the future. Israel will remain an enemy lying in wait for Egypt, no matter what happens and regardless of the agreements, because Israel has its eye set on Egypt.
Posted by:tipper

#11  Pretty funny. You'd have to be some kind of idiot to believe that!
Posted by: gorb   2012-02-06 21:51  

#10  Serves those women right for wearing pants anyway!
Posted by: bigjim-CA   2012-02-06 19:38  

#9  Small pellets of radioactive waste.

May Allah will that they achieve critical mass during the haj.
Posted by: Shimble Guelph5793   2012-02-06 17:49  

#8  Wow.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2012-02-06 16:34  

#7  Not magnets. Small pellets of radioactive waste. It's a lot cheaper than high grade waste disposal.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2012-02-06 15:56  

#6  Magnets are a diversion; it's the ultrasound ray guns that are the true program. (Not so much sarcastic as on my 'wish list'.)
http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/4077401/description.html
Posted by: Glenmore   2012-02-06 15:04  

#5  It was the international Communist Jewish conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Posted by: Tamir Pardo   2012-02-06 14:34  

#4  "so we removed the belts and our pants fell down...
then we thought 'I bet the Jooos want us to have pants that fall down' so we quit wearing pants"
Posted by: Frank G   2012-02-06 14:29  

#3  "Do you have a big magnet in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
Posted by: CrazyFool   2012-02-06 13:49  

#2  How many impossible things to believe before breakfast.... Truly an imaginative people.
Posted by: trailing wife   2012-02-06 13:45  

#1  Apparently not enough tinfoil supplies (most likely due to the neverending embargo by the eeevil Jooos) to provide hats for everyone, so we take to the local 'Dream' TV station.

Unfortunately the indoctrinated will believe.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2012-02-06 13:37  

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