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Mark Styen: The Fluke Charade
2012-03-10
Mark Steyn at his best. From TFA:
All of us are born with the unalienable right to life, liberty, and a lifetime supply of premium ribbed silky-smooth ultrasensitive spermicidal lubricant condoms. No taxation without rubberization, as the Minutemen said. The shot heard round the world, and all that.
RTWT
Posted by:badanov

#12  So true, Secret Master. But chicks like that actually have boyfriends. One told me he couldn't understand how any woman could be a Republican. I told him he'd probably get more blow jobs if he wasn't such a bigot.
Posted by: RandomJD   2012-03-10 23:25  

#11  That depends Zorba: are you male? Because, for all her talk about contraception, Ms. Fluke honestly looks like the kind of gal who likes other gals.

Honestly.
Posted by: Secret Master   2012-03-10 19:22  

#10  If I am a taxpayer and Ms. Fluke is getting state-sponsored contraception, does that mean I am owed some 1:1 time with Ms. Fluke?
Posted by: Zorba Hatrack8078   2012-03-10 18:52  

#9  In other news:

Edgar Rice Burroughs Martian Princess requests "tat" removal be gov't funded.
Posted by: Besoeker   2012-03-10 15:45  

#8  Democrats are sad, pitiable dung assed creatures, no?
Posted by: newc   2012-03-10 15:14  

#7  Thats one way to seal the deal.
Posted by: Northern Cousin   2012-03-10 15:00  

#6  "can I get it over the counter?"
"depends on how tall you are"

*rimshot*

thankyouverymuch. I'll be here all week - try the veal - and be sure to tip your waitress.

going to my room now...
Posted by: Frank G   2012-03-10 14:21  

#5  Why, sure, #4 B - as long as you can prove it helps you get it up. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara   2012-03-10 13:34  

#4  Would it be possible to add my Levothyroxine to the list ? :-(
Posted by: Besoeker   2012-03-10 13:33  

#3  he just might secure his re-election.  

More females of voting age than males, especially in the more mature demographics. He just might not. ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2012-03-10 13:18  

#2  If Obama mandates that blue pill be provided free to all the men, he just might secure his re-election.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2012-03-10 10:55  

#1  Personally, I think the military should be carpet bombing the world with free condoms.
Posted by: Pliny Sloluting3153   2012-03-10 10:46  

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