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Possibly the greatest headline in the history of news
2012-04-07
Posted by:tu3031

#10  CF - there's some things even gravy-wrestling strippers won't touch
Posted by: Frank G   2012-04-07 15:51  

#9  They couldn't squeeze in a 'former presidential canidate John Edwards' in there somewhere?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2012-04-07 15:41  

#8  The wrench swinger
Posted by: tu3031   2012-04-07 14:13  

#7  That's a great headline...Dang the Limey papers are so much more fun than our humorless liberal rags (as an aside, why is it that lefties have no sense of humor?)

Anyway, I pawing through my Rotadex for Heidi's phone number....

Or should I be more interested in the love bite on Kim's neck?
Posted by: Bill Clinton   2012-04-07 12:52  

#6  Best comment on this story (so far):

"Pretty kinky having a monkey wrench handy while having sex! I suppose to keep the nuts tight?"

:-D
Posted by: Barbara   2012-04-07 10:18  

#5  Nothing beats "Headless Body in Topless Bar".
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2012-04-07 08:44  

#4  The 'Rose N Bowl' pub is ... yes, "Biker Friendly." But of course, you already knew that.

(Something for the ladies as well)
Posted by: Besoeker   2012-04-07 04:08  

#3  It was in the Conservatory with Mr. White.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2012-04-07 02:38  

#2  Should I wonder what the monkey wrench was doing there or should I leave it alone?
Posted by: gorb   2012-04-07 01:40  

#1  Best DAILY MAIL e-v-a-r!, espec as per Jenny Love Hewitt.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2012-04-07 00:22  

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