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| -Lurid Crime Tales- |
| Burning Man |
| 2012-04-30 |
| A portable meth lab exploded in an Oklahoma man's pants Friday during a scuffle with a state trooper. Talk about Hot Pursuit! David Williams ran from a police officer who noticed a chemical smell as he was issuing a speeding ticket to the driver of the SUV that Williams was a passenger in, KOTV reported. "It's just a new cologne, Officer" The officer caught up with Williams and in the ensuing struggle, an "active meth lab" he had been hiding in his pants burst, Oklahoma Highway Patrol trooper Shiloh Hall told the station. Exploding pants. Now where have I heard that before? Police closed 221st Street in Okmulgee County, about 90 miles east of Oklahoma City, to clean up the scene. Hazardus chemical release. Gotta get the HAZMAT team. That stuff is dangerous. Bugwits. Sounds like the "shake-n-bake" recipe I've been hearing so much about during the news hour on LameStreamMedia-TV. All you need is pseudoephed, a plastic one-liter soda bottle and a couple of other things. Thanks to local newscasters everywhere for spreading awareness of this cheap and easy process! Of course, there is always the potential of uncontrolled explosions when doing the "shake" but so what? Although meth was dripping down Williams' leg, he was uninjured. He was arrested on a complaint of manufacturing a controlled and dangerous substance. Are they certain he didn't piss his pants? Gotta put out the fire, dontcha know. |
| Posted by:Deacon Blues |
| #8 Meth Life would be swell if most of the zombies didn't have 4+ kids back in the trailer/cave/cabin/tunnel. Sad. |
| Posted by: canalzone 2012-04-30 22:57 |
| #7 There's a methlab in my pants... Sung to this tune.. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2012-04-30 21:22 |
| #6 HAZMAT and the police; not the usual people to show up at a Burning Man Festival. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2012-04-30 17:35 |
| #5 Are they certain he didn't piss his pants? Ammonia's part of the formula... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2012-04-30 17:28 |
| #4 Dunno what is worse: Having a portable meth lab explode in your pants or Having a portable meth lab explode in your pants and not hit anything. |
| Posted by: badanov 2012-04-30 06:45 |
| #3 Although meth was dripping down Williams' leg,..... creating a "tingling" sensation? |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2012-04-30 05:33 |
| #2 This one's for you, Dave... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2012-04-30 01:08 |
| #1 Uh, uh, "ELEPHANT PANTS"??? gut nuthin. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2012-04-30 00:33 |