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Monkey disrupts prayers in Saudi mosque
2012-05-29
[Emirates 24/7]
A packed Saudi mosque plunged into pandemonium after a money found its way inside and attacked worshippers just as they were about to kneel down for their daily prayers, a newspaper in the Gulf Kingdom said on Sunday.

Hundreds of people have converged on the mosque in the western town of Taif for their evening prayers and lined up behind the preacher when the monkey jumped into the lines and attacked them.

"They stopped their prayers to chase the monkey...after a few minutes, they failed to catch it and the monkey succeeded in fleeing outside the mosque," Sabq daily said without mentioning where the monkey had come from.
Outside would be my guess, though I can claim no expertise in the subject.
Posted by:Fred

#5  I think the Wicked Witch of the West follows next.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2012-05-29 20:37  

#4  ...after a few minutes, they failed to catch it and the monkey succeeded in fleeing outside the mosque

You are not welcome here! Next time, remove the shoes and kneel properly. Now SCRAM!

Posted by: Besoeker   2012-05-29 12:42  

#3  The monkey spoke more sense than the hate filled Iman/Cleric
Posted by: Fester Clunter7205   2012-05-29 04:36  

#2  If natural disasters are a sign from God, so must be marauding monkeys.
Posted by: gorb   2012-05-29 00:52  

#1  this should be an easy one

three separate verses in the koran say that Allah changed jews into apes and pigs

2:65
5:60

and

7:166
Posted by: lord garth   2012-05-29 00:34  

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