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Bear eats corpse of convicted murderer in Canada
2012-06-02
A bear ate the corpse of a convicted killer in a wooded area of Canada, according to authorities.

The mauled body of Rory Nelson Wagner, 53, was found in a rural area in southern British Columbia on Wednesday evening, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said.

Police believe Wagner was already dead in a 1986 Volkswagen Jetta when the black bear broke into the vehicle, ate some parts of him and dragged the rest of the body away.

"The driver's window of the vehicle was down and investigators noted numerous muddy animal prints and scratches on the car," police said.
Doesn't mean much. Perhaps he had kids.
Officials "discovered the body in the surrounding bush, about 120 meters from the vehicle," police said.
It was a grizzly scene.
Drug paraphernalia and a bottle of liquor was found in the car.
Never do bath salts with a bear, I guess.
A coroner is conducting an autopsy and toxicology tests.
Conducting an autopsy on what? A pile of bear poop?
Wagner and two other people were charged with the 1993 killing of a man they thought had sexually assaulted a relative, CNN affiliate CTV reported. The man they killed was found not guilty of sexual assault charges, according to the affiliate.
Looks like the charges didn't bear out.
Wagner was convicted for the murder, but he had been on parole.

Conservation officials say the bear was caught, but may be killed to ensure public safety.
But the bear killed a killer. Again, our authorities make no sense.
Posted by:gorb

#8  #6, so-o-o either way, a bear wins???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2012-06-02 22:46  

#7  "Shut up, little Boo-Boo buddy, this IS Mr. Ranger sir."

That's a winner! You're on a roll today.
Posted by: SteveS   2012-06-02 19:37  

#6  A ranger told me there's a simpler way to distinguish the two main types of bears. If one chases you, climb the nearest tree. A bear that climbs up the tree after you is the common black/brown bear. A bear that simply knocks the tree down is a grizzly bear.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2012-06-02 19:01  

#5  "Hey Boo-Boo, this sure beats filchin' pik-a-nic baskets."
"But Yogi, Mr. Ranger sir isn't gonna like it."
"Shut up, little Boo-Boo buddy, this IS Mr. Ranger sir."
Posted by: USN,Ret   2012-06-02 17:24  

#4  ... and sometimes the bear eats you.
Posted by: SteveS   2012-06-02 12:56  

#3  Yes, read the sign.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2012-06-02 09:58  

#2  BTW, that fake sign is hilarious.
Posted by: phil_b   2012-06-02 06:35  

#1  Bears aren't picky about who what they eat.
Posted by: phil_b   2012-06-02 06:34  

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