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| A new contestant for Celebrity Bimbo |
| 2012-06-07 |
| Nope. Never heard of her. But I got a feeling that's gonna change... The same day Amanda Bynes was charged with driving under the influence following an April arrest in which she allegedly struck an L.A. County sheriff's cruiser, the 26-year-old actress called on President Barack Obama to "fire the cop who arrested me." Get on that, Holder. Right away, sir. "Hey @BarackObama... I don't drink," read a tweet on the actress' verified Twitter account Tuesday. "Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end." Tweeting is...hard! The actress was arrested about 3 a.m. on April 6 near the corner of Robertson and Santa Monica boulevards in West Hollywood after her black BMW allegedly hit the rear corner of the sheriffÂ’s vehicle, one incident in a series of traffic mishaps she has been involved in recently. Okay, Missy. Time to do the Sidewalk Olympics. Do you know who I am? Ummmmmmm...nope. Bynes denied the allegations in another tweet last month."I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me," she wrote May 27. "I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false." I just like to drive around at three in the morning and sideswipe police cruisers. She is slated to appear before Beverly Hills Superior Court Judge Elden Fox, who oversaw much of actress Lindsay Lohan's DUI case. Bynes is also charged with refusing a Breathalyzer or blood-alcohol test. Awww, c'mon, boss. Don't you have a capital murder case on the docket for me? An axe murderer or something? Now now, Elden. You've found a niche. Judge to the Bimbo Stars. Bynes, who quickly rose to fame as a comedy star in the Nickelodeon show "All That," later starred in movies, including the film adaptation of the musical "Hairspray." Ummmmmmmmmm...nope. The president did not respond to Bynes' tweet. Jeez, what an asshole... |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #8 Obviously she forgot that Police Cruisers are equipped with camera's too. |
| Posted by: Charles 2012-06-07 20:17 |
| #7 Bynes? Sh%t, I don't know who she is either... |
| Posted by: Gabby Cussworth 2012-06-07 18:44 |
| #6 Proving once again that nature abhors the vacuous: since Ms. Lohan has chilled some, Ms. Byrnes gamely leaped into the breach. |
| Posted by: Gabby Cussworth 2012-06-07 18:39 |
| #5 If she wasn't drugged or drunk she's the worst driver ever and should lose her license on those grounds. I mean really: "after her black BMW allegedly hit the rear corner of the sheriff's vehicle" Most people have a sort of a heightened vigilance when driving near police cars. Not Amanda. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2012-06-07 15:03 |
| #4 Can we just fire her into the sun and call it a net gain for humanity? |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2012-06-07 11:29 |
| #3 Thank god on both counts Phil, No on Byrnes and no teenage daughters. |
| Posted by: 49 Pan 2012-06-07 10:22 |
| #2 If you don't know who she is, its because you havent had a teenage daughter recently. |
| Posted by: phil_b 2012-06-07 04:40 |
| #1 The president did not respond to Bynes' tweet. Jeez, what an asshole... Ah, he pro'lly doesn't know who she is either. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2012-06-07 00:47 |