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Britain Celebrates 20 Years of Literary Bad Sex | |
2012-12-06 | |
After the so-called "mummy porn" phenomenon gripped the literary world -- with erotic novel "Fifty Shades of Grey" topping international best-seller lists -- eight writers were on the shortlist in the not-so-prestigious Bad Sex in Fiction Award's 20th year. Gay Paree-based Huston claimed the dubious honour with her book "Infrared", becoming only the third female winner of the prize. The 59-year-old did not attend the ceremony at London's In And Out Club, but sent an acceptance message. "I hope this prize will incite thousands of British women to take close-up photos of their lovers' bodies in all states of array and disarray," she said. Others on the shortlist included Paul Mason, who offended judges by comparing his lustful hero to "a forlorn circus rider" in debut novel "Rare Earth", and Nicola Barker for describing a lover in her novel "The Yips" as a "hungry finch" in an orchard. Despite widespread calls on social networking sites for it to be added to the shortlist, E.L. James's sado-masochistic romance "Fifty Shades" was not in the running, as the prize does not cover "expressly erotic literature". "The purpose of the prize is to draw attention to the crude, badly written, often perfunctory use of redundant passages of sexual description in the modern novel, and to discourage it," said the Literary Review magazine, which runs the award. "Literary Review is proud to continue its gentle chastisement of the worst excesses of the literary novel." | |
Posted by:Fred |
#4 Bit carte blanche there Raj |
Posted by: Grath Brown6523 2012-12-06 13:22 |
#3 Bad food, bad teeth, and bad writing - they have it all! |
Posted by: Raj 2012-12-06 09:42 |
#2 Another bad writing contest. The 2012 Lyttoniad Contest winners where www means "Wretched Writers Welcome." Winner: Crime category (could be sex too) She slinked through my door wearing a dress that looked like it had been painted on … not with good paint, like Behr or Sherwin-Williams, but with that watered-down stuff that bubbles up right away if you don’t prime the surface before you slap it on, and – just like that cheap paint – the dress needed two more coats to cover her. — Sue Fondrie, Appleton, WI |
Posted by: JohnQC 2012-12-06 08:35 |
#1 Ahh, they're into "gentle chastisement", not outright S&M and bondage. Give 'em time. |
Posted by: ed in teaxs 2012-12-06 07:03 |