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Iran to Citizens: Flee Isfahan
2013-01-03
Iranian officials have instructed residents of Isfahan to run away leave the city, renewing concerns that a nearby nuclear site could be leaking radioactive material.
"Oops?... What do you mean? 'Oops'?"
An edict issued Wednesday by Iranian authorities orders Isfahan's one-and-a-half million people to leave the city "because pollution has now reached emergency levels," the BBC reported.
"Forget the kids, Fatima! Just get in the car!"
However, outside observers suspect that the evacuation order may corroborate previous reports indicating that a uranium enrichment facility near Isfahan had been leaking radioactive material.
No! Re-e-e-e-e-ally?
Tehran went to great lengths in December to deny these reports, telling state-run media outlets that "the rumors about leaking and contamination at Isfahan's [Uranium Conversion Facility] are not true at all."
"Tut tut! Certainly not! Pshaw!"
November reports indicated that a radioactive leak might have poisoned several workers at the nuclear plant, which converts highly toxic yellowcake uranium into material that could be used in the core of a nuclear weapon.
"Cheeze, Ardeshir! What's that thing growing on your neck?"
"It's a gill slit. They're really very handy. I swam to work this morning, under water the whole way."

The head of Iran's emergency services agency said at the time that residents have no reason to worry about possible contamination resulting from a possible leak.
"Remain calm! All is well!"
Stories about the potential leak soon disappeared from state-run news websites, Trend reported in late November. Iranian officials denied that a leak has occurred and blamed Western media outlets for creating "tumult" in the region.
"Really, don't mention it and it will go away by itself."
"Good idea. Hey, are your palps changing color?"
"Yeah. I think it might be mating season for whatever species I am now."

Wednesday's evacuation order is now fueling concerns that Iranian officials are trying to hide something, including further fallout from a possible radioactive leak.
"Tut. We evacuate major cities for no reason all the time!"
"Pollution in Isfahan is a problem but in the past, Iranian authorities respond by closing schools and the government to keep people at home and let the pollution dissipate, not by evacuating people," said Michael Rubin, a former Pentagon adviser on Iran and Iraq who has written about Isfahan's battle against pollution.
"Hey, you! Can'tcha read? The sign sez 'Please don't feed the Thing!'"
"Mass evacuations suggest a far more serious problem," Rubin explained. "There are two possibilities here: There is a radiation leak and the regime is lying or there is really bad pollution and no one believes the regime's explanations."
In other words, they're either lying or they're lying? 'Zat sound about right?
Rubin also pointed out that Iranian officials have a history of lying to both Western officials and their own citizens.
It remains unclear whether the technology has been properly inspected for safety because Iran has denied Western officials access to many of its nuclear sites.
Thugs generally do that, you know...
The nuclear site at Isfahan has been targeted for attack in the past. An unexplained explosion at the plant in 2011 is reported to have damaged the facility.
"It was a sad day for Isfahan last night, brethren and sistern. There was an unexplained explosion at the nuclear plant that killed over 300 whatever-they-were. An additional thousand were wounded, we think. Or they might be that color naturally. Who can tell?"
The nuclear plant also sits on an active fault line. The city of Isfahan has been destroyed at least six times from past earthquakes, a point of concern among regional experts.
Oh, yeah. That'd cause me a bit of concern, too, and I'm not even a regional expert.
"Given that Iran is on an earthquake zone and has lost tens of thousands of people with regularity suggests that a devastating nuclear accident is only a matter of time," said Rubin.
"Really."
Posted by:Steve White

#10  State is probably arranging to have experts to go over to the plants at Isfahan to help increase the safety of their nuclear processes. It is only the right thing to do.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2013-01-03 17:00  

#9  Does our State Dept. have anything to say about this? Outside of finding some way to blame us that is.
Posted by: AlanC   2013-01-03 15:39  

#8  The real question is: Does the extra limbs sprouting out of Ahmed mean he can milk more than one goat?
Posted by: Charles   2013-01-03 14:49  

#7  Isfahan has lots of nuclear stuff going on.

Not only is there a U enrichment plant but also several old nuclear research reactors of 1980s Chinese vintage.

Also, there are a number of chemical plants (industrial scale and small 'whoknowswhat') there too.
Posted by: lord garth   2013-01-03 09:42  

#6  All is and will be well, InshaAllan.
Posted by: AlanC   2013-01-03 07:39  

#5  Jeesh - last week it was the Russian hotties running around scantily clad. Now this! Cherche les femmes!
Posted by: Bangkok Billy   2013-01-03 07:16  

#4  Sometimes I think the only reason FredMan puts up with the hassle that is running is this site is the odd opportunity to run absolutely riot with articles like this.

That said.
ROFL.

And LOL JOE!
Posted by: Shipman   2013-01-03 05:51  

#3  Like the Chelyabinsk nuclear waste accident of 1957?
Posted by: Water Modem   2013-01-03 04:06  

#2  
Posted by: DarthVader   2013-01-03 00:40  

#1  Lets not bring innocent City-munching fire-breathing giant lizards into this.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2013-01-03 00:10  

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