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Subway Sandwich Scandal Inches into Court
2013-01-26
[An Nahar] Sometimes if you don't give an inch, you'll wind up in court.

Angry American diners want to take a bite out of the Subway fast food chain over what they say are too short "Footlong" sandwiches.

The bulging lunch bun is Subway's signature offering. But ever since a keen-eyed Australian discovered earlier this month that his "Footlong" measured only 11 (28 cm), and not 12 inches (30.5 cm), the U.S.-based global franchise has been on the back foot.

In what appears to be the first related lawsuit, two New Jersey men filed a complaint Tuesday in New Jersey, alleging that Subway deliberately and systematically shortens its sandwiches to 11 or 11.5 inches.

The plaintiffs "submit that Subway's conduct is an unconscionable business practice," the suit alleges.

"While it may not be the end of the world that consumers got an eleven-inch sandwich instead of the twelve-inch sandwich promised, the simple fact is that these consumers were promised one thing and received something less."
Posted by:Fred

#11  Not yet Raider. Lets see if Subway has made the appropriate -er- political contributions....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2013-01-26 14:01  

#10  not exactly "America at its finest". I didn't notice anyone complaining about Subway sandwiches for the last 10-20 years. I doubt there's any regulation that says a sandwich must be accurate to one millimeter length.
Posted by: Raider   2013-01-26 13:46  

#9  This is a lawyer's dream case - no actual list of people who have bought a foot long and got "cheated", so all the money Subway pays has to go to - the lawyers.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2013-01-26 13:37  

#8  Now go sue the lumber yard for decades of 2x4's that aren't really 2 or 4. Jackasses have to find something to bitch about, and you'll always find a lawyer willing take your money.
Posted by: rob06   2013-01-26 13:21  

#7  *ahem*
in their defense, men have lied about "length" since...forever
Posted by: Frank G   2013-01-26 12:44  

#6  Clearly the mistake everyone is making is in thinking what is meant is twelve inches, instead of the length of the marketing guy's shoe.
Posted by: trailing wife   2013-01-26 12:31  

#5  A one foot sandwich should be on average one foot, not consistently under it.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2013-01-26 11:08  

#4  Well I'm inspired. I want to sell sandwiches by the cubit, name the place Stanley's Cubits.

The Spartacus would be your Italian style.
The Shining would be the cold turkey.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2013-01-26 11:08  

#3  And remember 1 metre is equal to 117.647058824 barleycorn.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2013-01-26 09:37  

#2  BLT, tender memories.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2013-01-26 05:46  

#1  Simply a quaint term of reference or approximation as opposed to an actual measurement; quite like 'winning by a nose', 'country mile', 'finger of scotch', 'ear full', or a 'butt load'. A 'baker's dozen' however, is an actual number.

Release Hold the mayo please.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-01-26 02:39  

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