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Home Front: Politix
How to Win a Negotiation With Obama
Posted by:g(r)omgoru

#10  Be a Klingon. Like his wife...
Posted by: tu3031   2013-02-01 21:56  

#9  Putin isn't at the table.
Posted by: Pappy   2013-02-01 16:52  

#8  I suspect the best way is to wear a Chewbacca mask and give him orders.
Posted by: Silentbrick - Schlumberger Squishy Mud Division   2013-02-01 16:31  

#7  Did we need to?
Posted by: Steve White   2013-02-01 15:29  

#6  Nobody actually clicked the link, eh?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2013-02-01 13:24  

#5  The way to win a negotiation with Champ is to not negotiate with Champ. Tell him how it's gonna be, ignore the cry baby routine, the. When his tantrum is over do what you said you were going to do.

Btw - this also works well on young children.
Posted by: Titus Ulans4144   2013-02-01 11:58  

#4  Say you are a caddy.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2013-02-01 11:09  

#3  Easy. Become a foreign enemy. He'll bow to you...
Posted by: Steve White   2013-02-01 10:25  

#2  Of course, you will have to put up with the glares, getting put on the enemies list, and the pounding of fists. Maybe the throwing of shoes too.
Posted by: JohnQC   2013-02-01 10:24  

#1  Just tell him you don't negotiate with adolescents.
Posted by: JohnQC   2013-02-01 10:07