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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Today's Idiot
2013-03-07
Woman with no pants on, tries to flee scene on a child's battery-powered toy truck

A half-naked DUI suspect tried to flee the scene of a car crash in a child's toy truck, police said. Jamie Craft, 28, was not wearing any pants when she hopped on board the battery-powered toy truck -- which has a top speed of just 5 mph -- to make her escape.

Her attempted getaway came moments after she allegedly slammed her Pontiac Grand Am into the side of a trailer home in Jonesboro, Ark., on Tuesday. Cops gave chase -- on foot -- and arrested her within minutes.
It took them minutes to chase down a toy truck?
Seconds, then.
KTLA reports she had a blood alcohol level of 0.217 -- three times the legal limit in the state.
What's the legal limit when driving a toy truck?
Craft faces an array of charges including disorderly conduct and driving on a toy truck with a suspended license.
Posted by:Beavis

#12  "No, there's a mug shot in there."

I think RJ wasn't looking for a photo of her face, tu.

I also think he should be grateful he didn't see one. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara   2013-03-07 22:31  

#11  No, there's a mug shot in there.
Posted by: tu3031   2013-03-07 22:18  

#10  I suspect looking at the pictures would then require a large amount of brain bleach.
Posted by: Silentbrick - Schlumberger Squishy Mud Division   2013-03-07 21:10  

#9  the battery-powered toy truck

A white Ford Explorer?
Posted by: Pappy   2013-03-07 14:09  

#8  It had to happen in a trailer park.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2013-03-07 13:22  

#7  when she hopped on board the battery-powered toy truck

What, you expect her to run? She'd look like a slow, accidental Barry Sanders.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2013-03-07 12:42  

#6  I believe the alcohol point works both ways, as the difference between a hunk/hunkete and (male/female) coyotes is somewhere around 5 drinks and 5 minutes to closing. As the commercials say, as seen on tv Spinger.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2013-03-07 11:19  

#5  "DAMN, no pictures."

I'm thinking you probably don't want to see any pictures of this drunken idiot (but I repeat myself), RJ.

Somehow I doubt she's a double for Pamela Anderson.
Posted by: Barbara   2013-03-07 10:25  

#4  RedneckJim, remember this is Arkansas, be careful what you wish for. HEH!
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2013-03-07 10:24  

#3  "Trailer home..."that sets the scene nicely
Posted by: USN,ret   2013-03-07 09:07  

#2  DAMN, no pictures.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2013-03-07 08:44  

#1  I guess there's no law against driving without pants.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2013-03-07 07:14  

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