ST. CHARLES, Mo. — Police say an intoxicated man who broke into a St. Louis-area church might have avoided the Gray-Bar Hotel if not for a case of the munchies."I gotta get away but I gotta have food. Okay, I'll get some food. The police won't be on my tail just yet, right?"
The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports that 24-year-old Andrew Steven Jung of St. Charles is charged with three felonies and tossed into the clink on $30,000 bond following the March 8 break-in of the St. Peters Catholic Church in St. Charles.
Responding officers found that a deep freezer had been damaged, and ice cream had been taken. Jung was spotted walking about three blocks from the church — three sheets to the wind and with ice cream on his face and clothing.
"Yeah, there's nothing to give me away, now is--****!"
Court documents show that Jung is on probation for heisting dough and/or stuff from another church nearby.