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Today's Idiot
2013-03-29
Man Assaulted Roommate Who Drew Penis On His Face After He Passed Out
Check the mug shot
Meet James Watson.

The 31-year-old Virginia man fell asleep on his couch early Saturday after an evening of heavy drinking. While Watson was incapacitated, one of his roommates retrieved a permanent marker and drew a penis on Watson's face.

When Watson awoke and discovered "male genitalia on his face," he attacked his roommate, leaving the victim with "extensive injuries to his face," according to an Arlington County Police report.

Arrested on a malicious wounding charge, Watson was booked into the county jail, where the above mug shot was taken. An examination of his left cheek reveals that remnants of the impromptu penis remained when Watson posed for his booking photo.

Why, yes, this has happened before.
Posted by:Beavis

#9  If he really is charged and brought to trial, he should demand a jury trial.

I'm a woman, and even I wouldn't convict him.
Posted by: Barbara   2013-03-29 17:30  

#8  I'm with Fred on this one.
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2013-03-29 16:43  

#7  Could have been worse, could have been an outline instead of a cartoon...
Posted by: swksvolFF   2013-03-29 11:19  

#6  Next on Springer....
Posted by: Procopius2k   2013-03-29 11:14  

#5  was he living with Perez Hilton? "Case dismissed"
Posted by: Frank G   2013-03-29 09:59  

#4  On the other hand, how many better reasons can you think of to knock somebody's block off.
Posted by: Fred   2013-03-29 09:53  

#3  Isn't that the gay kid on Glee?

Posted by: bigjim-CA   2013-03-29 08:48  

#2  Wow - what a dickface! (had to be said)

Posted by: CrazyFool   2013-03-29 08:38  

#1  Candidate for tomorrow's Idiots posting. Caution! Contains TSA employee activities.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-03-29 01:33  

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