[THESUN.CO.UK] A PROSTITUTE in Zim-bob-we 'died' during a hotel romp with a client - only to come back to life as her body was being put in a coffin."Yeah. Really. She just laid there."
The vice girl reportedly collapsed during a sex session last week at the Manor Hotel in Bulaweyo. Convinced she was dead, her shocked client called the police - who sent paramedics to collect the body.
"Hello? Is dis 911? Yeah. I'm in bed with a dead hooker. Do I have to pay?"
But as they were loading the 'corpse' into a metal coffin, the hooker suddenly woke up screaming.
"Lemme outta here! I ain't been paid!"
Local news reports claim she leaped from the casket, yelling: "You want to kill me, you want to kill me".
Terrified staff and guests at the hotel who had gathered to watch the scene unfold, fled in panic.
"I'm outta here!"
"Me, too!"
"Dis is what my back looks like!"
A source told Bulaweyo24 News: "It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions.
I remember dat movie!
"It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen."
I think I might have been married to her once...
The shaken hooker - known locally as MaNdlo -
That's an assumed name. You know it is. I have it on good authority that her real name is PrzBlgm.
was escorted home by another hooker.
"C'mon, MaNdlo. I'll walk you home."
"Didja get my money?"